Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
127,158 5-Year Club
Well, this is my life now.
This new security light scares me
TFW they exist.
A weeaboo love story
A bible store in Kansas has trouble understanding the meaning of this quote
why do title
That's how autocorrect works anyway.
What did you do!??!
Woah, Black Betty
MFW yet another truck drives into civilians for no apparent reason
I'm going to get drunk and watch anime
Can we agree that this is how public restrooms should be divided?
Where you live?
EInstain wollld be prodd
A white cat rolled around in sidewalk chalk.
A PSA from Smokey the Bear.
Good Old Frankie Boyle
Frasier still holds up in 2017.
The Latest Of Technology
Thinking about buying a new truck...
Award for most creative begger goes to this man.
TIME WARP COUPLES BACK TO BACK
And your big prize is.... a Toy Yoda!
My wife surprised me with some mushroom soup!
Go home, you're drunk.
When Chewbaca and ET had a baby
That escalated quickly !
The service here is unbearable.
two-handed wanking lvl 100
Tonight my friend met Daniel Radcliffe and got him to sign something
The tormented faces of off-brand Peeps
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Saw cat photobomb and thought I'd share my dog photobomb
What women are really looking for in a guy
Kids get a free six inch.
Mans best friend. I think not.
Found inside a local library book
What about being blue?
My new creditcard
Damnit Smokey the bear.
You're right, punctuation is key!
Credit to IG user @bigal_nyc
Stitches get snitches
ur goin to meme hell
Technically he's not wrong
Every monster has it's weakness
A guy in my college just did this....
It's a kill or be killed world
you have a delivery inbound
...and that's how she got the nickname "LaSheeta"
Never quite realized how little Voldemort accomplished in comparison to other villains...
Wait a minute. That ain't no office!
Old but gold
Private at basic left his weapon unattended. This is what he got in return.
Ugh don't post it, I look gross
Typos are everythin
Why I stopped going
Nothin personell kid
Either way he's having fun.
Well, now I can't look at it the same ever again.
Sauce is in the image
Drinks at my friends wedding were lit.
You wouldn't understand
Anybody else have older brothers growing up?
Makes ya proud to be 'maurucan doesn't it
At this must stressful time in world events, it's good to have hobbies.
Jackie Channing Tatum
Eh good enough
This cat photobombing the wedding picture
It's treason then
I've never felt more guilty uninstalling a program
sh*ts going down, better get a pepsi
this is what progress looks like
I can't wait to d i e
Atleast drunk driving isn't problem for them
The story of how the third world war started
Kill me if this is a repost. End my life if it isn't
My CS:GO experience
how did u turn the i upside down?!?!?!?!
Kendall Jenner giving Hitler a Pepsi thus ending WW2 - 1789, memetized
GET NAE NAE'D
Once again pizza saves the day
Wow Too much freedom!
Happy middle child day!
My trucks alignment is aligned as *** thanks to this ***in salt stone. It does wonders keeping my timing chains chakra balanced
My wife asked me to pick up some "girthy" roots at the store
I Caught A Terrorist!!!