Well, this is my life now.

This new security light scares me

TFW they exist.

A weeaboo love story

A bible store in Kansas has trouble understanding the meaning of this quote

awe *_*

why do title

That's how autocorrect works anyway.

What did you do!??!

hey mom

Woah, Black Betty

Jurassic Parking

MFW yet another truck drives into civilians for no apparent reason

I'm going to get drunk and watch anime

Can we agree that this is how public restrooms should be divided?

Where you live?

EInstain wollld be prodd

A white cat rolled around in sidewalk chalk.

A PSA from Smokey the Bear.

Good Old Frankie Boyle

Frasier still holds up in 2017.

The Latest Of Technology

Mixed feelings..

Thinking about buying a new truck...

Chic

Award for most creative begger goes to this man.

TIME WARP COUPLES BACK TO BACK

And your big prize is.... a Toy Yoda!

My wife surprised me with some mushroom soup!

Go home, you're drunk.

When Chewbaca and ET had a baby

That escalated quickly !

The service here is unbearable.

two-handed wanking lvl 100

Tonight my friend met Daniel Radcliffe and got him to sign something

Dream wedding

The tormented faces of off-brand Peeps

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Saw cat photobomb and thought I'd share my dog photobomb

What women are really looking for in a guy

Kids get a free six inch.

Wooeeeoooo

Mans best friend. I think not.

Found inside a local library book

What about being blue?

My new creditcard

Damnit Smokey the bear.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You're right, punctuation is key!

Credit to IG user @bigal_nyc

Stitches get snitches

ur goin to meme hell

Technically he's not wrong

Every monster has it's weakness

A guy in my college just did this....

It's a kill or be killed world

you have a delivery inbound

...and that's how she got the nickname "LaSheeta"

Never quite realized how little Voldemort accomplished in comparison to other villains...

Wait a minute. That ain't no office!

Old but gold

Private at basic left his weapon unattended. This is what he got in return.

Ugh don't post it, I look gross

Typos are everythin

Why I stopped going

Nothin personell kid

Either way he's having fun.

Well, now I can't look at it the same ever again.

Sauce is in the image

Drinks at my friends wedding were lit.

عنوان

Jurassic Prank

You wouldn't understand

Anybody else have older brothers growing up?

Makes ya proud to be 'maurucan doesn't it

At this must stressful time in world events, it's good to have hobbies.

Jackie Channing Tatum

Eh good enough

This cat photobombing the wedding picture

Please esé

It's treason then

I've never felt more guilty uninstalling a program

sh*ts going down, better get a pepsi

lorem ipsum

this is what progress looks like

I can't wait to d i e

Atleast drunk driving isn't problem for them

The story of how the third world war started

Kill me if this is a repost. End my life if it isn't

how did u turn the i upside down?!?!?!?!

Kendall Jenner giving Hitler a Pepsi thus ending WW2 - 1789, memetized

GET NAE NAE'D

It's erect!

Once again pizza saves the day

Wow Too much freedom!

Happy middle child day!

My trucks alignment is aligned as *** thanks to this ***in salt stone. It does wonders keeping my timing chains chakra balanced

My wife asked me to pick up some "girthy" roots at the store

I Caught A Terrorist!!!

Nothing more true has ever been said