Empty Seats

Thank you for giving me precisely zero information.

Opened my perfume box and found this terrifying thing....ohhhh wait it's just a string. Felt like an idiot for screaming at the top of my lungs :)

Girls listen up

You parked in the wrong neighbourhood

Debunking Australian Myths

Naughty bulbasaur

Malaysia airlines on United.

The truth about braces

SHE GOT REJECTED BY 7 RACES

My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card

assume my c o ck, get the glock

Someone made the new logo

Only the good old fellas will understand this

Finally Adopted, but...

How tho

Real life standards

Photoshopping job anyone?

Someone has been waiting to write this for a long time.

United Airlines' customer service

anime tiddies

The simpsons predict everything

Solved!

Ruskemon

2017 Rosa Parks

When the camera decides to focus on the important stuff.

Preparation

All the kid's get their art hung at the local pizzeria... Even Wade.

:^)

Dog's reaction at food

Dog's mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful.

April summed up so far

  

I don't know how she finds time for airport security.

"Just kill me"

just is things

Mess with doggo, you get the licko

Feline judo master

My buddy really needs to close his blinds.

The man behind the meme (700!)

True evil

Quick ending

pl0x dont beat me

My friend is a 3rd grade teacher. He made a student write an apology letter to another student. Sounds like some fightin' words.

Silly Canadians

marriage explained

Best women's sex toy review

Flags

Toilet Paper Only

Ooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Computer chairs in Japan!

Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh...

Hans! Get the Flammenwerfer!

Also applies to pr0n

I made a new logo for United Airlines

Journalist's Guide to Firearms Identification

Baby T-1000.

I don't always deny the holocaust

United Airlands Co.

Update: Local bar that turned into Bob's Burgers got a note and swag from Jim Dauterive

Reverse roles

When a drag queen is in the backseat when you crash.

swiss

Revenge of the Doctor

I jokingly asked my buddy for a coozy that would fit a 32oz can. Without missing a beat he threw me an oven mit.

My parents developed 25 rolls of film from the 80's and 90's recently and this photo of my dad from the early 90's legit looks like Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs !

Damn it... I mean WOOF!

Free Pepsi on every Southwest Flight

Boys rule girls drool

*Nervous laughter*

United has reveal their new logo and slogan

United has learned from their mistakes. These now come complimentary under every seat..

Hey Mom, I finally got a modeling job!

A 3D printer just finished this beauty

For all of your pharmaceutical needs.

COSTCO samples that shouldn't be

***ing mudcrabs... whait what?

debate me

"To Josh..."

Physics, how does it work?

My GF drew me a very special tower.

Whenver another User comments my shitpost expecting something better of me

have no mercy with me

Ready for my flight

öäpü

One of life's simple rules!

asdf

ghjkl

shit waddup?

Execute Order 66

Needs some bepis

Gardening tools at their finest

For those coffee amateurs...

Hide and seek level: Godmode.

plot twist

A 90s kid made this

Leaked footage of the US Missile launch aimed at a Syrian airbase, crossing into russian territory

Waze said there was a boat in the road. Really?

Today is the day.

What a bargain