United has learned from their mistakes. These now come complimentary under every seat..

Hey Mom, I finally got a modeling job!

A 3D printer just finished this beauty

For all of your pharmaceutical needs.

COSTCO samples that shouldn't be

***ing mudcrabs... whait what?

debate me

"To Josh..."

Physics, how does it work?

My GF drew me a very special tower.

Whenver another User comments my shitpost expecting something better of me

have no mercy with me

Ready for my flight

öäpü

One of life's simple rules!

asdf

ghjkl

shit waddup?

Execute Order 66

Needs some bepis

Gardening tools at their finest

For those coffee amateurs...

Hide and seek level: Godmode.

plot twist

A 90s kid made this

Leaked footage of the US Missile launch aimed at a Syrian airbase, crossing into russian territory

Waze said there was a boat in the road. Really?

Today is the day.

What a bargain

United's new seat configuration to prevent future overbooking disputes.

püöä

Biscuits

This is how you prank people, old but gold

United Airlines serving "refreshments".

Oh my God, Phrasing!

Not what he was expecting..

My bad

Someone has been going around town with these stickers

United Airlines will be using this one a lot more from now on

The hottest new craze

Works every time trust me im an expert, i love the syrians, the syrians are great, trust me

mfw I see KatMan's post before he posts it (Also hey I'm back ^^)

*communism Intensifies*

Nature is scary

Oh boy

anime = trash

Ankit is forever the realest

The statistics are clear.

Anon takes video game resource spawn rates too seriously

United Airlines in burger format

warnink

damn right f*ckboi

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Fly the Friendly Skies

Would'v'ste been lost

I guess my mom really doesn't want to be woken up

idk hbu, but I like to be prepared

When you're single and have to compensate.

My life is boring

spay and neuter your kids

16 subs *REAL SHIT*

sHill come over

United Airlines: "Eenie, meenie, miney....moe"

Will they meme him out of office as well?

Relatable

In the butt in the butt in the butt

A friendly message from United Airlines instructional video

Hey Southwest, I have an idea.

This is getting out of hand.

Calvin was ahead of his time.

Totally Unexpected Epic

I guess I'm somewhere in the middle

The Hunger Planes - United

Thanks to the guy who caged his wife's backup cam, I'm caging the baby monitor while wife is at book club. Thank you internet.

PR Olympics

50% Chris Pratt + 50% Bryan Cranston = 100% Gordon Lightfoot

You know you screwed up when even the reference books are firing shots.

Too soon Gordon

This Baby that was born to be a CEO.

If only they had google maps back in the day.

Doctor it hurts...

These 'strawberries' got delivered to my work.

In a coma

Someone's gettin' ***ed up

When United Airlines has to cancel the whole flight

Southwest Airline's New Slogan

Mfw i heard Katman will actually deliver tomorrow!

The first thing I would do if I had a real Portal Gun

Meanwhile over at United costumer service desk

Yo Adrian!

Pepsi solves everything

Delta - We like our customers

Someone has been browsing HL

Things that will get you kicked off an United Airlines flight

When the pick up line doesn't work

Congratulations!!!

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