I guess my mom really doesn't want to be woken up

idk hbu, but I like to be prepared

When you're single and have to compensate.

My life is boring

spay and neuter your kids

16 subs *REAL SHIT*

sHill come over

United Airlines: "Eenie, meenie, miney....moe"

Will they meme him out of office as well?

Relatable

In the butt in the butt in the butt

A friendly message from United Airlines instructional video

Hey Southwest, I have an idea.

This is getting out of hand.

Calvin was ahead of his time.

Totally Unexpected Epic

I guess I'm somewhere in the middle

The Hunger Planes - United

Thanks to the guy who caged his wife's backup cam, I'm caging the baby monitor while wife is at book club. Thank you internet.

PR Olympics

50% Chris Pratt + 50% Bryan Cranston = 100% Gordon Lightfoot

You know you screwed up when even the reference books are firing shots.

Too soon Gordon

This Baby that was born to be a CEO.

If only they had google maps back in the day.

Doctor it hurts...

These 'strawberries' got delivered to my work.

In a coma

Someone's gettin' ***ed up

When United Airlines has to cancel the whole flight

Southwest Airline's New Slogan

Mfw i heard Katman will actually deliver tomorrow!

The first thing I would do if I had a real Portal Gun

Meanwhile over at United costumer service desk

Yo Adrian!

Pepsi solves everything

Delta - We like our customers

Someone has been browsing HL

Things that will get you kicked off an United Airlines flight

When the pick up line doesn't work

Congratulations!!!

*** United

United – Fly the Friendly Skies

United Airlines Employee Manual

Charlie Day has joined the NBA.

United' new promo poster.

That United Airlines passenger

u betta watchout

Stop it

Oh good old cartoons :')

No regrets

Top 10 saddest moments in animu

this means war!

2 nukes just wasnt enough

New photo of United Airlines asking for volunteers to deplane

"Look at me, I'm a hooman hurr hurr durr"

New United Flight Options

Megan did 9/11

Dog Lives Matter

thats sexist

Someone should probably give her a Pepsi

Got this in an email, I have no idea who these people, or the cat are.

Trump makes a *** account

All my life I thought they just chose to be stupid.

u cant do this

Someone lost a friend

Dinner With The Boss

*shitpostingintensifies*

I think I golf at the wrong golf courses

I've driven past this house everyday for the past 6 years and only noticed this today.

Got to see Renaissance Keanu Reeves in person yesterday in Florence

Aliexpress Chinese vs Japanese

United Airlines is proud to present their new club class

Buying bike lights on Amazon

Funny police

Italian Nuclear Test!

That's a good slogan.

A guide to preventing boogeyman attacks

this is actually bretty smart

Brexit sure did break it

Don't worry about that.

Gaga Gift

All jokes Assad, things are getting Syrias

Instead of a birthday card, my family signed a block of cheese and gave it to me. I've never felt so understood.

Stuck a photo of Nick Cage to the reverse camera of my boyfriends car... he just got Caged!!

RARE! Dr. Pepper's inbred children all in one pic.

Friday be like ages from now

third times the charm.

& Chocolate Kills you

This show was a gift

Best $7.95 I've ever spent.

Wow what a great audience.

Squad goals

Google Proves It

Japan AirBNB

This never gets old...

Man, that is one epic dog

It Really Captures The Spirit

free memes would work for me