Siri tried to kill me.

Well that explains alot.....

May all the money come your way

This helped me with my ADHD when I was younger.

Why spend money on a bridge, when we can recycle

Cat fail

Panda getaway mission in IKEA

You can't tell me what to do

How to win the office pregnancy card

This is why I love Ireland

Sharing everything is harmful

There are no happy accidents, only Zuul.... and his kittymaster.

Things got weird

My day today

Jake is getting a new job

mfw people upvote viral posts and facebook memes

When Mom still makes you wear matching outfits even though you're 60...

Can confirm...

Picked up this little number at a museum gift shop yesterday. Have a buddy's housewarming coming up and plan on sneaking off to install it in the guest bathroom...

I feel you bear.

My cat before and after I tell him "he's a good boy"

Outstanding in his field...

The classics

Inspired problem solving

Googled "Female James Bond" and was not disappointed by the results

UUUUOHUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>:-(

I love Chris Pratt

My GF's dad likes nature wallpapers and this one was "pretty" he said.

I can't tell if he really likes or reeeeeaaaaaalllllllly hates Mastiffs.

My son's Mother's Day gift.

Visiting Paris with my boyfriend and his brother. This picture pretty much sums up how it's going so far.

...

Let's talk.

Don't play games with Sam Jackson

Poor flower placement.

Lmao Any Car Guy/Girl Can relate :)

Restraining Order 101

It makes perfect sense now...

3D printing getting out of control...

Jesus' Dating Profile

Parent is critical of child's weight

Lots of people post their dogs and cats looking cute... i have Shrimp. Here he is after devouring a meal. He made a mess by shredding his food with his pincers and throwing it around in front of him.

[idk something really edgy]

When your dog starts to spend too much time with your cat...

I'm suing!

No.

No one asks if you're Boss.

What men really want

I don't think that's gunna cut it

I bought the bed for a puppy, I rescued this guy last night instead...

Another good ending!

Save money and improve your health!

It's a mystery to me

Ooops

Shitter's clogged

On the Surface he looks calm and ready

My experience with chrome

My friend is house shopping. She sent me a picture of this listing's beautiful koi pond.

El Dorado cosplay.

Stay positive

Posting LotR while everyone is still obsessed with prequel memes

Get wake people

Guy blocked the driveway in the parking garage I'm in. This note was on his car.

praise kek

Nice to have a buddy when you're pissed off

My neighbors crabapple tree.

dis a point

One of my favorite Parks and Rec moments

When the lighting is in the wrong place.

What If Humans Were More Like Peruvian Spiders...?

another one

Looking for parking space

Somehow our dog opened the upstairs screen door and ended up following our cat onto the roof. He required consoling before coming back inside.

Another Great Find!

Not the place for a mirrored ceiling

The Norwegians got it

Logged into my dogs daycare webcam. I guess he felt to lazy to go outside.

khajiit is innocent of this crime

My cat keeps stealing my roommates shit to give to me as gifts.. today I received a sports bra

Biggest pet peeves in movies for me are guessing passwords and this:

And it's really wiggling, too

Seen at a friend's while dogsitting

He knows what hes doing.

Scrolling through restaurant reviews and this scared me to death

Relatable

Man, I never really realized that I was THAT old.

Meow-velous.

Is that a threat?

Karma is a beautiful thing...

Ooops

What the heck...?

Flying for NASA can be stressful......

The sickest shit fades compared to those shades

that's why I don't use 4chan

Make earth green again!

c'mon, i need some skooma

New workout plan.

Pleash shtate your bishnesh

Flashbacks to the Botwars