My cat keeps stealing my roommates shit to give to me as gifts.. today I received a sports bra

Biggest pet peeves in movies for me are guessing passwords and this:

And it's really wiggling, too

Seen at a friend's while dogsitting

He knows what hes doing.

Scrolling through restaurant reviews and this scared me to death

Relatable

Man, I never really realized that I was THAT old.

Meow-velous.

Is that a threat?

Karma is a beautiful thing...

Ooops

What the heck...?

Flying for NASA can be stressful......

The sickest shit fades compared to those shades

that's why I don't use 4chan

Make earth green again!

c'mon, i need some skooma

New workout plan.

Pleash shtate your bishnesh

Flashbacks to the Botwars

The way this puzzle accents Cinderella's nose

The art of war

Thanks, I have nightmares now

For Mothers Day

It's all worth it in the end

The Power.

Halo 3

Motherf*ucker is making us look like the rest of the Greek alphabet

But can they do BBQ?

It's only going to be 102 today at least

This is how my roommate paid his rent

Pay cheques come and gooooo

Lemonhead goes for a hike

when implementing your ideal consistently results in recession, scarcity and mass killings

that guy that says "im not racist but..."

But when the world needed him most, he vanished...

The future is here

*My* favorite 30 rock moment

When you don't realize how big your head is until you take a selfie with a friend.

Mystery Meat

It takes many tries to get that perfect photo

No one can deny...

Ready for summer!

If there's something Japan doesn't do, It's sugarcoating clothing sizes

Shoot 'em up

When the memes is so meta it trancends its creator

Hacker insight

Can you post some good OC? No.

My future kids.

That time I flew all the way to USA to see the Golden Gate Bridge

Bro didn't agree with me being the senate

and I thought the Tsar was bad...

A book my friend bought

Link-ception

Ah, Belfast.

Multiplayer

When you leave 8 minutes early

Checking the mate

Designated

I have no idea what this sign is trying to warn me about.

Smart man!

Kids in the 90's playing with their PC

Pi eating contest

Timeless classic

what happens with escape?

Michael an me have at least one thing in common

when he promises you that A but all you get is the D

Jeopardizing the relationship

Corn Breakdancing

You are a wizard Rico Rodriguez!

Only in Canada.....

Please be safe.

Life with teenager boys...my best friend brought pie for dessert...

Most people had never heard of Edward scissorhands lesser known cousin, bamboo saladhands

National Unity

Hotel Room Survey....

Leaked image of Paul Walker moments before his death

I can only dream of a death as legendary as this

Actual pic of me.

Mother who already gave birth to twins gives birth to quadruplets ... the dad's face..

Some professors truly are brutal.

Don't do it, Scotty.

too much

I snapped this pic of our puppy mid sneeze.

My favorite 30 Rock moment.

robot vacuum and dog poop doesn't mix

I think ape will win

Star Trek was always full of space adventures...

Help me i am stuck in comfort zone

Where do i buy the minecraft diamond fidget spinner?

Gina

For your safety.

The Mongolians are still trying to invade Chinese territory to this day.

Everyone needs some blyat to their cyka

Chickens do weird stuff

Roses are red, the sky is teal

Why a Hawaiian shirt, when you can get a WHOLE SUIT!

Poor guy

Victory