I can only dream of a death as legendary as this

Actual pic of me.

Mother who already gave birth to twins gives birth to quadruplets ... the dad's face..

Some professors truly are brutal.

Don't do it, Scotty.

too much

I snapped this pic of our puppy mid sneeze.

My favorite 30 Rock moment.

robot vacuum and dog poop doesn't mix

I think ape will win

Star Trek was always full of space adventures...

Help me i am stuck in comfort zone

Where do i buy the minecraft diamond fidget spinner?

Gina

For your safety.

The Mongolians are still trying to invade Chinese territory to this day.

Everyone needs some blyat to their cyka

Chickens do weird stuff

Roses are red, the sky is teal

Why a Hawaiian shirt, when you can get a WHOLE SUIT!

Poor guy

Victory

They dated after he finished his homework.

I see your trip to the Grand Canyon and raise my trip to the Swiss Alps.

Hey buddy, you wanna buy some constitutions?

Jim Carrey making faces in 1992

Eastern European Public Transport

I'm recovering from a Unilateral salpingo-oophorectomy . My friend made me this stuffed animal to help me recover.

Must of been some sort of ride

For lease navidad...

poetry at its finest

The cat think he is lion

I've tried it, it works.

IS is going marine

Love at first sight.....

These face swaps are getting out of Hand

Wishing Well

-_- ---> O_O

Oh this is my kind of movie

Best use of a printer logo

This man was a national treasure.

stolen meme

shooting blyat

#ExplainAMovieBadly

I too have a daughter going places.....

Not a scum

World's largest USB drive

Wtf dude?

LPT: When packing up for a move, always properly label your sex toys.

Sorry

The face of a broken man.....

You know it

nutcracker

I'm a firm believer in knowing your market.

Ran into a guy on a conference with a doge. He handed me this business card, and told me he worked for a bank. Then he left.

at least he will die soon

The most subtle joke from futurama.

Savage College Student

When your cum sock starts smelling so you have to throw it away

Flawed Wisdom

Choose your fighter

Damn commies

Psst...Hey Kid

Nam

Hack off

Drunk gangster wannabee verbally attacks family at the beach, ends up crying on his mugshot

Powerful message.

What happen? somebody touch my tail?

Who said you can't do cool stuff with fidgets

Mathematical takedown of motivational pic.

I miss my home

Ultimate weapon

inb4 Relatable

Know the difference

Only in West Virginia

The most realistic scene in Jurassic World

The real answer

What an eye-opener!

The more you know

Zuckerburgs real reason for Facebook.

When people acuse me of stealing

my kind of jam

Sadly this wasn't in this year's calendar

Our new outdoor light arrived...

My friend made weed oil at my house the other night, spilled it and left it. This possum decided to lick it off the patio, and ended up passed out in the backyard for over 12 hours.

I photobombed a girl on the beach taking pictures, told them about it and had them send it to me.

That could've been me :(

That hair though

I want it done by naptime.

> Tries not to f*ck up

Just a regular day at the lake.

I'm a super nervous flyer. My wife just took this pic of me at the airport restaurant, about to board the plane a part of our honeymoon

Great deal in Hastings, MI

I see your gorgeous picture of the Grand Canyon, and raise you my trip to Mount Rushmore.

They got what they deserved

I'm no bird expert, but I believe the one on the right is the female

For whenever a Southerner complains about Millennials.

How to summon a...

When they can't find a plus size model in China

I want it that waaaaay...