Roses are red, the sky is teal

Why a Hawaiian shirt, when you can get a WHOLE SUIT!

Poor guy

Victory

They dated after he finished his homework.

I see your trip to the Grand Canyon and raise my trip to the Swiss Alps.

Hey buddy, you wanna buy some constitutions?

Jim Carrey making faces in 1992

Eastern European Public Transport

I'm recovering from a Unilateral salpingo-oophorectomy . My friend made me this stuffed animal to help me recover.

Must of been some sort of ride

For lease navidad...

poetry at its finest

The cat think he is lion

I've tried it, it works.

IS is going marine

Love at first sight.....

These face swaps are getting out of Hand

Wishing Well

-_- ---> O_O

Oh this is my kind of movie

Best use of a printer logo

This man was a national treasure.

stolen meme

shooting blyat

#ExplainAMovieBadly

I too have a daughter going places.....

Not a scum

World's largest USB drive

Wtf dude?

LPT: When packing up for a move, always properly label your sex toys.

Sorry

The face of a broken man.....

You know it

nutcracker

I'm a firm believer in knowing your market.

Ran into a guy on a conference with a doge. He handed me this business card, and told me he worked for a bank. Then he left.

at least he will die soon

The most subtle joke from futurama.

Savage College Student

When your cum sock starts smelling so you have to throw it away

Flawed Wisdom

Choose your fighter

Damn commies

Psst...Hey Kid

Nam

Hack off

Drunk gangster wannabee verbally attacks family at the beach, ends up crying on his mugshot

Powerful message.

What happen? somebody touch my tail?

Who said you can't do cool stuff with fidgets

Mathematical takedown of motivational pic.

I miss my home

Ultimate weapon

inb4 Relatable

Know the difference

Only in West Virginia

The most realistic scene in Jurassic World

The real answer

What an eye-opener!

The more you know

Zuckerburgs real reason for Facebook.

When people acuse me of stealing

my kind of jam

Sadly this wasn't in this year's calendar

Our new outdoor light arrived...

My friend made weed oil at my house the other night, spilled it and left it. This possum decided to lick it off the patio, and ended up passed out in the backyard for over 12 hours.

I photobombed a girl on the beach taking pictures, told them about it and had them send it to me.

That could've been me :(

That hair though

I want it done by naptime.

> Tries not to f*ck up

Just a regular day at the lake.

I'm a super nervous flyer. My wife just took this pic of me at the airport restaurant, about to board the plane a part of our honeymoon

Great deal in Hastings, MI

I see your gorgeous picture of the Grand Canyon, and raise you my trip to Mount Rushmore.

They got what they deserved

I'm no bird expert, but I believe the one on the right is the female

For whenever a Southerner complains about Millennials.

How to summon a...

When they can't find a plus size model in China

I want it that waaaaay...

In response to the flooding happening in parts of eastern Canada.

It's not a repost if I use a different meme

Just needed to remove the trees first

Time to move?

My friend was stoned the other day

I work with some harsh engineers..

I just wanted to calculate my vacation hours, Google

Now's the chance!

Well played, sir.... Well played.

My son is one "those" kids.

Life imitates art. Guy eats like Homer Simpson.

This restaurant compares the size of it's Burritos to babies for scale

It'll be gone when I die, which is most likely very soon

Sketch that led to his arrest.

Robots stealing canine jobs

Being bullied? Just stop liking trap

Perfect loop of kid getting hit by a ball

Europe and USA