My friend was stoned the other day

I work with some harsh engineers..

I just wanted to calculate my vacation hours, Google

Now's the chance!

Well played, sir.... Well played.

My son is one "those" kids.

Life imitates art. Guy eats like Homer Simpson.

This restaurant compares the size of it's Burritos to babies for scale

It'll be gone when I die, which is most likely very soon

Sketch that led to his arrest.

Robots stealing canine jobs

Being bullied? Just stop liking trap

Perfect loop of kid getting hit by a ball

Europe and USA

I put a German Shepard mask on my Golden Retriever. Real German Shepard included for comparison.

Anytime I mess up I send this to my girlfriend. 100% success rate

Hello there, I have no idea what I'm doing

this.......

Damn Carl!

Accept this site with its flaws.

Proof that democray can't work

TransNeutron Cells

Good news everyone!

Ofcourse, what else did you think she was gonna do?

How my finals went this week

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

Visited the Grand Canyon. Pictures don't do it justice.

Vitamins for dayyys

"Hope"

squad

I just found my new barber shop.

Me trying to succeed in life

My friend's first graders are nonstop entertainment

Blown The F out

Someone clearly can't function without their morning coffee

I'll just ask my wife.

Life in small town advertising.

A way to get in class if you're late.

Political Compass

Its no so much an adicction as a conviction

One of my favorite Calvin's Dad sequences. As the son of two school teachers, the last panel was many nights for me, as a child.

Part of the plan.

Where All The Unicorns Are

low effort meme

The Church I can get behind.

R.I.P. IN PEPPERONI

Ikea's doing it right.

I share an office with the IT guy. So many dumb questions.

Slash and Axl weren't sure about the first draft of the lyrics.

Poor flavoured

That dog stole my girl

mañana

How long until they tell her ?

Poor kid has no idea.

Sunsets...enough said

I bet 2017 will have flying cars

They'll never find my Anime Tiddies USB!

My money is on Ronald

HL community

Gotta earn that paper kids

Why must you produce such horrors internets

Family watching TV

Shii...

Wonderfull weather we're having

Ctrl+C ... Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V ... done

American Mix Skittles.

Wait is that a verb or adjective?

... you have my attention

Good cat

Poor Spider-Man.

Capitoli capitoli give me the money

I don't regret this...

Unexpected headline of the week.

Nito is best girl

Witness true power

Why all this fuss?

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

Hand sanitizer in 3..2..1...

once, people had thick skin

We're gonna need the whole squad

After years of laying around the house like a vegetable, Leroy has decided he now fully identifies as one.

Fiscaling indecent plumbuses

I'm almost confused

If being normal means I have to give up my memes then forget it

Do your best!!!

Me irl

Get the stones

My attempt at solving the food crisis, so far unsuccessful.

Dammit, Alfred

Status: Single

A Special Set of Skills

Could I have embarrassed my wife and kids any more?

Teen asked me if I had a bogie, and I was clueless that it meant cigarette.

Annie are you ok?

Asked my friend to travel to Zimbabwe with me to alleviate poverty. He didn't know he'd be spending his summer sewing reusable menstrual pads

Just Derby Things.

"*** this shit I'm out"

I love you guys

My dry cleaner refused to clean my pants because of cat hair and this was written on the tag.

I found a glitch in the matrix.