I changed my coworker's email alert sound and shut off the desktop pop up. He doesn't know what's happening.
Mom: "Have you got something nice to wear on your date tonight?" Me: "Mom, I'm grown, I know what I'm doing"
All dogs that cant fit in a bag are banned from the NY subway
This chair be like, "damn girl, come sit your fine ass over here"
Say my name
Yeah, I know... I am a good boy!
This is all just a MOOt point. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Mistur Wordu-waidu des
I've never been more disappointed in an event.
No wonder this priest is so popular with the youth
>when you dont want to say hello to some normies so you spend the rest of your life faking blindness
Oh. right. up it is.
Crack > cold one
the memes did me in
Maybe a tad late.
It feels like you don't carrot all.
Only for experienced hackermen
When your stargazing in a big city.
50 shades of meme
Jesus Vs surgeon
and Batmans is pretty much a Feudal Lord
Automatic Distance Control Advertising
Pets are the best
Asians are very innovative.
My Sister sent me this at her high school graduation...
If an alien wore a hat
and isnt it ironic?
Mess with crabbo, you get stabbo
I understand him
Jerry Seinfeld has totally evolved into Gilbert Goddfried...
Guess I'll canvass somewhere else
To, yet to
When you finnaly finished downloading a game but it already has an update
She is a goddess to me...
They repainted the lines in the back lot of our high school this weekend. Maybe we should invite them to sit in on a few classes.
Watch out Trump
The street name is 'Rucker' but the sign says otherwise!
The screen at a McDonald's froze at the perfect time...
Throwback to a simpler time
Typical Florida Uber Passenger
chill the f*ck out bro
You need to step up your game Lads and Lassies.
Somebody's New To Tagging
but did he catch the charizard?
i'll always have a bag of these on hand
He protects his friend all the time...
He was allowed to wear this to school if it was taken off before pictures...that didn't happen
Well, at least they know.
Spotted on a tram in Amsterdam
She's going to eat a ***ing baby, that's what she's going to do
Chicken shaming is hilarious
Guy I went to lunch with tips like this...
You break ivans arm he destroys your village
What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?
Starting a cold one with the boys
a real princess
My family played bingo during my brother's graduation to pass the time.
My Eyes are up!
Oh hi Mark
I was just curious because I'd never seen one. So I googled it. This was the first result...
Excuse me sir. I, uh- I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your mustache seems to be sliding down your face.
Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient.
what summer BBQs are like when you're 27, single and male
Italian Fidget Spinner
Seen while strolling around Silver City
Sorry KatMan, I sincerely hope your Yoko figurines passed down to your anime loving offsprings
When brazilians buy shirts with english sentences they don't understand
Trees can't read
I forgot turn off the flash.
there are not enough starwars memes anymore
Less is better
My brother gave an old lady at church some burlap bags and in return she made him this
Cannibalism caught on camera
Religion according to a London Takeaway
'Alibi: He's a good boy.'
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!