Mom: "Have you got something nice to wear on your date tonight?" Me: "Mom, I'm grown, I know what I'm doing"

All dogs that cant fit in a bag are banned from the NY subway

This chair be like, "damn girl, come sit your fine ass over here"

Say my name

Yeah, I know... I am a good boy!

This is all just a MOOt point. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

Mistur Wordu-waidu des

***Acola

I've never been more disappointed in an event.

No wonder this priest is so popular with the youth

>when you dont want to say hello to some normies so you spend the rest of your life faking blindness

Oh. right. up it is.

Mr Worldwide

John Mulaney

Crack > cold one

the memes did me in

Maybe a tad late.

It feels like you don't carrot all.

Too soon

>8-(

rip earth

Just Smile

Ray Mysterio

When your stargazing in a big city.

50 shades of meme

Jesus Vs surgeon

and Batmans is pretty much a Feudal Lord

zoinked

Automatic Distance Control Advertising

Pets are the best

Asians are very innovative.

My Sister sent me this at her high school graduation...

Well

If an alien wore a hat

and isnt it ironic?

Mess with crabbo, you get stabbo

I understand him

Jerry Seinfeld has totally evolved into Gilbert Goddfried...

Guess I'll canvass somewhere else

Communism yes

once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

It's summertime!

When you finnaly finished downloading a game but it already has an update

She is a goddess to me...

SAVAGERY

They repainted the lines in the back lot of our high school this weekend. Maybe we should invite them to sit in on a few classes.

The street name is 'Rucker' but the sign says otherwise!

The screen at a McDonald's froze at the perfect time...

Throwback to a simpler time

Typical Florida Uber Passenger

chill the f*ck out bro

You need to step up your game Lads and Lassies.

scandalous

Somebody's New To Tagging

Father...

but did he catch the charizard?

i'll always have a bag of these on hand

He protects his friend all the time...

He was allowed to wear this to school if it was taken off before pictures...that didn't happen

Well, at least they know.

Spotted on a tram in Amsterdam

She's going to eat a ***ing baby, that's what she's going to do

Chicken shaming is hilarious

Guy I went to lunch with tips like this...

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

Starting a cold one with the boys

a real princess

My family played bingo during my brother's graduation to pass the time.

My Eyes are up!

I was just curious because I'd never seen one. So I googled it. This was the first result...

Excuse me sir. I, uh- I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your mustache seems to be sliding down your face.

Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient.

what summer BBQs are like when you're 27, single and male

Less powerful

Italian Fidget Spinner

Seen while strolling around Silver City

Causal Chain

Sorry KatMan, I sincerely hope your Yoko figurines passed down to your anime loving offsprings

When brazilians buy shirts with english sentences they don't understand

Trees can't read

I forgot turn off the flash.

there are not enough starwars memes anymore

???

Less is better

WWDC 2017

My brother gave an old lady at church some burlap bags and in return she made him this

Cannibalism caught on camera

Religion according to a London Takeaway

'Alibi: He's a good boy.'

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

ok elon

Good memes come from the harvest of the slaughter souls

hop in bed

Someone spilled his air

This thing drives me crazy

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