Becoming an astronaut isn't easy

Mcgregor and Mayweather right after the fight

I'm a medic... My daughter accidentally made the funniest gift I've ever received.

Our IT guys name is Jedediah Knight. This is what he goes by.

DOWNGRADE DOWNGRADE

Our senior class prank...

Autistic Screeching is not an argument

My local baseball stadium was handing these out at last nights game

Geoalgebra 101

Understandable

Please don't reproduce :)

not a trap sorry

But but.....

Porn Movies and Disney are Responsible for Creating the Most Frustrated People.

Any dogs we should know about? *sweats* Nope!

This is how my father handed me breakfast this morning...

Let down your hair!

DILLON!

The floor is Europe

My local air show showcased the actual jet used in the Wonder Woman movie.

Barron 2036

When you're not as halal as dad though you were. Happy Father's Day!

not gay tho

the pain never goes away

Baby oil

Something... Is not quite right here...

unDERSTANDAble haᵥₑ ₐ ₙᵢcₑ day.

Soviet architecture

This is how you get karma people

Why is she mad?

They know what they did.

For your shitpost of the day

Durex would like to wish you a happy Father's Day.

Sending my wife subtle hints

"They did the math"

"Alright guys- you know the drill"

This is actually a proven method

I guess you could say that I've worn out my welcome

Lock me up, I did all of the things

Happy Father's Day to all the superhero dads!!

Full time teacher, part time roller

With Fathers Day quickly approaching, a salute to those men who sacrificed much for this moment.

Robot Religion.....

What fatherhood looks like. Putting a shoe on a 2yo. Happy Father's Day

That isn't normal....

Good mom :)

Thanks mom

When you are the only upvoter on your post.

When creekwater is bae

But unlike yours, his life at least has a potential to become good

If any of you ask 'Sauce' I'll cut you

NBA mascot vs Dad

My work place bathroom doesn't have toilet paper and somebody put this..

Just trying to warn you guys

the manager can eat a bag of dicks!

This kids GoodBurger Cosplay is perfect.

This cat looks like Ron Perlman

My relationship status

Well, that's all the excuse I need to eat dog.

I never noticed that!

Drivers take a minute to admire nature at its finest

Saw this guy on the beach with a metal detector. He said his grandkids bought him this shirt

They're supposed to be diaper pins...

feelsbadman

Detour time

I was wondering if their donuts were any good...Sign says it all.

My dog sneezed mid picture...

I will you good luck

both

My mom tried to prank the cat. He is way too smart to fall for that shit.

Oh gee I wonder why

works every time

Oh snappa

Damn right

Mario VS Bowser, under the sink

Build a wall?

The police in

100% effective birth control

BLAH-BLAH-BLAH !!!

"The Doctor" is the smartest person I know.

Everybody is a gamer now

Someone has a Shakespearean sense of humor..

McDonald's Wanted to Know why I Wouldn't Recommend Them

M&M advertising is pretty messed up if you think about it

EVERYONE!

Apparently, the best Star Wars prequel was only released in China

What is your favorite food?

The founders of Whole Foods look like modern day hipster who would shop there.

Russian Special Police Force "OMOH" in mirror

Shots fired, shots returned.

Welcome Sign for Approaching Bible Thumpers

The Holy Book

Have you seen this dog?

Maybe Ralph isn't actually Chief Wiggum's

In the town that I live in, people paint rocks and hide them for others to find. My son found this one yesterday.

Wouldst thou rise???

Just IT humor

All that extra dough.

We have all been there before

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