My mom tried to prank the cat. He is way too smart to fall for that shit.

Oh gee I wonder why

works every time

Oh snappa

Damn right

Mario VS Bowser, under the sink

Build a wall?

The police in

100% effective birth control

BLAH-BLAH-BLAH !!!

"The Doctor" is the smartest person I know.

Everybody is a gamer now

Someone has a Shakespearean sense of humor..

McDonald's Wanted to Know why I Wouldn't Recommend Them

M&M advertising is pretty messed up if you think about it

EVERYONE!

Apparently, the best Star Wars prequel was only released in China

What is your favorite food?

The founders of Whole Foods look like modern day hipster who would shop there.

Russian Special Police Force "OMOH" in mirror

Shots fired, shots returned.

Welcome Sign for Approaching Bible Thumpers

The Holy Book

Have you seen this dog?

Maybe Ralph isn't actually Chief Wiggum's

In the town that I live in, people paint rocks and hide them for others to find. My son found this one yesterday.

Wouldst thou rise???

Just IT humor

All that extra dough.

We have all been there before

Face Cover

best graffiti ever found

Season 9 coming soon : The sweet release.

Got a bonus photo from Walmart. You sir just made the fridge.

#jesus #birth

u wot mVIII

Well, I guess that's a theory...

Troy confesses

Perfect

Face-swapping at its best..

What doesn't kill you...

Stealing a bike in Canada

I bought my cat the legal title of a Lord and one square foot of land over which he may rule. His Lordship remains unimpressed.

Family Moments...

A long time ago, Shango the gorilla got into fisticuffs with another gorilla; left him with a severed tendon where he looks like he permanently dgaf

Not clear!

A reason not to sleep with your Pokémon.

Well happy Friday to you too..... Shit!

Metric vs imperial

Katman's wet dream

Just to sum it up

when other Churches shits on your beliefs, christian science society pisses on it.

"NO".

Someone's an ass-man now

Girlfriends uncle is getting married. It's his 3rd marriage, and his family all bought themselves new toasters and gave the newlyweds all their old toasters.

If you turn around pictures of bats hanging they look all gangsta

When you are a motorbike deep down

what you think summer is going to be like

How the Whole Foods/Amazon deal actually went down.

When you jack off and don't clean in months.

I looked up Gandalf the black wasn't disappointed

"Don't listen to that cat! My side quest is better"

I have a strange feeling, that it may be, in fact, a JoJo post. Not sure though

United has met their match

The kind of person I believe we can all hate

They match!

The floor is...

we are nothing without them

You wouldn't...Right?

Only you can prevent forest fires

this dog followed the google earth guy.

Lion-O Richie

Did they have a stroke while ordering the stickers?

Tube Rentals come with terms

So much for secrecy.

Bedtime paradox

maybe she was returning the outfit she bought?

Hello there mother

This man has the worlds largest penis

What the M&M's Caramel logo basically is

mfw

listen to the acoustic child

i love this mey mey

In case of accident

The wonders of technology.

Drugs, before or after?

Water bottles are crack for my dog. I was drinking this when he did a fly-by and took off.

A sign at a local pizza place

Pulled up next to this cool guy

Did you just call me a Bark Ranger?

When I'm Shitposting

wholesome meme

Finally I found it! The worst thing on the Earth.

When life imitates Tom & Jerry...

Miley Cyrus on quitting smoking weed

I think it has a side quest for me...

How to do the dishes

you don't know me washing machine ...

How ...?

Found another hand gesture for Gene Simmons to try and trademark.