Told my girlfriend I wanted one, don't know why she looked so disgusted.

McGregor & Mayweather preparing for their upcoming fight.

100%earape

is this meme still alive?

"she is 1000 years old so she is technically legal"

Sector Is Clear...

My local zoo got a new exhibit

#vanlife

Correlation

I don't think my son realizes how much Call of Duty I've played

And...?

Me las vas a pagar maldita deificacion humana

For some reason, I feel like we can all relate.

"Psst... Hey kid... Wanna stop?"

I wonder...

I feel like I'm a confident dude, but one day I hope to be "Snoop Dogg wearing 27% of a hoodie" confident.

Wenches beware!

My TV is getting very intense and deep....

He's only gone and done it

My son on his first fishing trip with his uncle

When your parents try out Skype for the first time

When you have a public appearance at 10 but you also got mauled by a bear at 9.

Some advice from this yellow sign

My friends and I talk a lot of smack before we play squash. Today after I won, they recieved these.

fuk friends, amirite

Left this douche a note the other day.

Cheerio Stacking

Use the Barron memes before the normies ruin it

I know a few guys like that...

How to include everyone in the picture.

"For the glory of Satan"

And another one

THICCCCCC

PeRhApS

Watching hoes fight is happiness

mature adults

it was definitely worth having 5-digit debt

Shave me

knotty girl

Wet

i choose yes

"Good morning. Could you direct me to the toilet? I seem to have soiled myself"

Just. Act. Natural.

I never thought I'd see the day.

Whenever vacuum is turned on, they huddle together like...

My kid marked all of my one dollar bills to see if the tooth fairy is fake

titles are so 2016

KAAARRRRLLLLL

Herding sheep - The right way

It's only 810 hours of effort

indian parent at his best being Indian

Father's Day Expections...

My friend got this mug for Father's Day.

Shaking my Turban

Cuck nation

This beetle collection.

New to cats, is this how they sleep?

I couldn't make it to the wedding, so I sent a cardboard surrogate.

The big one is going on the wall.....

They ***ed up... Mopping in their Dress Uniform.

TFW when people on HDL unironically believe they're genetically superior

Another reason why I love my city

LONG LIVE THE KING

Chuck Norris pinned by my dad.

This tip jar.

Desu

I asked my 6yr old niece to make us a grocery list. This is what she brought back.

My Job. My Way.

But it do

So this sign appeared in my neighborhood.

A normal summers day in Spain

Ouch Magikarp

That's unexpected

Is she though?

Trolling Protesters

I don't think Hallmark understands golf

Ottawa's market is punny

Get the crosses

Barron will lead us!

w i s d o m

Angery

He drew us on a calculator...

Becoming an astronaut isn't easy

Mcgregor and Mayweather right after the fight

I'm a medic... My daughter accidentally made the funniest gift I've ever received.

Our IT guys name is Jedediah Knight. This is what he goes by.

DOWNGRADE DOWNGRADE

Our senior class prank...

Autistic Screeching is not an argument

My local baseball stadium was handing these out at last nights game

Geoalgebra 101

Understandable

Please don't reproduce :)

not a trap sorry

But but.....

Porn Movies and Disney are Responsible for Creating the Most Frustrated People.

Any dogs we should know about? *sweats* Nope!

This is how my father handed me breakfast this morning...

Let down your hair!

DILLON!