"Good morning. Could you direct me to the toilet? I seem to have soiled myself"

Just. Act. Natural.

I never thought I'd see the day.

Whenever vacuum is turned on, they huddle together like...

My kid marked all of my one dollar bills to see if the tooth fairy is fake

titles are so 2016

KAAARRRRLLLLL

Herding sheep - The right way

It's only 810 hours of effort

indian parent at his best being Indian

Father's Day Expections...

My friend got this mug for Father's Day.

Shaking my Turban

Cuck nation

This beetle collection.

New to cats, is this how they sleep?

I couldn't make it to the wedding, so I sent a cardboard surrogate.

The big one is going on the wall.....

They ***ed up... Mopping in their Dress Uniform.

TFW when people on HDL unironically believe they're genetically superior

Another reason why I love my city

LONG LIVE THE KING

Chuck Norris pinned by my dad.

This tip jar.

Desu

I asked my 6yr old niece to make us a grocery list. This is what she brought back.

My Job. My Way.

But it do

So this sign appeared in my neighborhood.

A normal summers day in Spain

Ouch Magikarp

That's unexpected

Is she though?

Trolling Protesters

I don't think Hallmark understands golf

Ottawa's market is punny

Get the crosses

Barron will lead us!

w i s d o m

Angery

He drew us on a calculator...

Becoming an astronaut isn't easy

Mcgregor and Mayweather right after the fight

I'm a medic... My daughter accidentally made the funniest gift I've ever received.

Our IT guys name is Jedediah Knight. This is what he goes by.

DOWNGRADE DOWNGRADE

Our senior class prank...

Autistic Screeching is not an argument

My local baseball stadium was handing these out at last nights game

Geoalgebra 101

Understandable

Please don't reproduce :)

not a trap sorry

But but.....

Porn Movies and Disney are Responsible for Creating the Most Frustrated People.

Any dogs we should know about? *sweats* Nope!

This is how my father handed me breakfast this morning...

Let down your hair!

DILLON!

The floor is Europe

My local air show showcased the actual jet used in the Wonder Woman movie.

Barron 2036

When you're not as halal as dad though you were. Happy Father's Day!

not gay tho

the pain never goes away

Baby oil

Something... Is not quite right here...

unDERSTANDAble haᵥₑ ₐ ₙᵢcₑ day.

Soviet architecture

This is how you get karma people

Why is she mad?

They know what they did.

For your shitpost of the day

Durex would like to wish you a happy Father's Day.

Sending my wife subtle hints

"They did the math"

"Alright guys- you know the drill"

This is actually a proven method

I guess you could say that I've worn out my welcome

Lock me up, I did all of the things

Happy Father's Day to all the superhero dads!!

Full time teacher, part time roller

With Fathers Day quickly approaching, a salute to those men who sacrificed much for this moment.

Robot Religion.....

What fatherhood looks like. Putting a shoe on a 2yo. Happy Father's Day

That isn't normal....

Good mom :)

Thanks mom

When you are the only upvoter on your post.

When creekwater is bae

But unlike yours, his life at least has a potential to become good

If any of you ask 'Sauce' I'll cut you

NBA mascot vs Dad

My work place bathroom doesn't have toilet paper and somebody put this..

Just trying to warn you guys

the manager can eat a bag of dicks!

This kids GoodBurger Cosplay is perfect.

This cat looks like Ron Perlman

My relationship status

Well, that's all the excuse I need to eat dog.