In case someone needs help taking their girlfriend out to eat

kill him now

So my dad's friend is a forester...

classic mistake haha

New design brings a new way to think

How to stop bullying

BEST Corrective Action Ever!

Good sign

Canadian Growth Chart....

I brushed my dog...

hey vsauce, *** here

Other people at a wine tasting vs. me

Great for concerts!

Hmm, I think I'll go the extra mile

Things I want to ride in Harry Potter...

Clever monkey.....

Now that's how you advertise

Best life hack

Happy Water Buffalo I Found

Wait quickly

Batman vs Wonder Woman

Hollowed be thy game

shadman

I reached into the box for the last can, but instead found only this note from one of my kids.

where there's a will...

Butt pirates?

Even if I can do it myself

i can has picture taken too?!

bamboozled

Always Sunny...

Small people hate him

Bees dont care

Qatar Hero

Found this while checking the tsa's website for what you can bring through security

Rick and Morty: life advice

I'm afraid Padme(ntos) will not approve

happens sometimes

prime

elaborate shitpost

old but kek

Lady didn't see the construction apparently

When you don't know if you have sufficient funds, and the card reader doesn't either

Hi Jeff!

If only we could know someone who wonderful

Good munchies

Best kind of wrestling uniform.

Kept on a short leash

Accurate Petting chart

Guess what

To the *** with the mustard packets...

Dogs love catching balls

Life is a funny thing.

when you want to hear classical music but are driving a car right now

Always check the fine print!

Last Christmas I..

what an appropriate name for a cemetery...

My mom started a pros and cons list for me about moving to Seattle.

I'm finally getting the hang of prepping meals.

Carpet is my favorite band

Best Radiohead song ever.

Whitewashing, nibba

Because 1st grade math smh

So today I filled the empty space in my cubicle with a giant love sac ..... bet you everyone that gave me shit for this will be laying all over it when Monday morning rolls around :)

I am not good with computors pls help

Someone hates cats.

But Abdul

may

whoops

He gets a big clingy at the vet..

watching hentai and chill

Guys, where u at?

Caught with his pants down

Pizza place screwed up my brothers order on his birthday. He refused free ice cream so they brought him this

That's an impressive antler.

Pleaaaaase staaaaaaaaap

I hit a deer last Saturday. My husband sent his condolences from out of town.

Big Cat vs Small Dog

So, this is what happens when you get drunk and give a friend $20 to buy you something "interesting" on their trip to the store...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Not sure what the bigger joke is, this meme or EA sports?

Shitposts

The sweet life of a "Platinum" member...

/pol/ gets an ironic visitor

Hey look, it's OJ Simpson!!

Sure.

This meeting is brought to you by the letter 'F' for "fuuuuuuuuu--"

The floor is rude people

It's a real art form

When you're a low level in an rpg and can't find a leather helmet

The drinking cycle

Scared Child Scared when push "step here"

I got a picture of my cat just before a sneeze

When your package needs to go from Charlotte to Winston-Salem, but UPS takes a shortcut through Florida

"My friend's cat got its head stuck in a vase, freaked out, broke the vase, and was left with this."

Applying for a death certificate online

My sister is a second grade teacher and received this from one of her students.

Retirement looks amazing.

He was ready to win until the crowd began to chant his name.

you will probably never find the original creator. you will probably never subscribe to his channel.

I'm sorry to hear about your mama's skydiving accident..