I'm sorry to hear about your mama's skydiving accident..

You win, Amazon

why msut you hurt me this way

Bo's advice for mordern people

Im ashamed to say this is OC

I have a client that is looking for a new logo and my daughter asked if she could help. I told her to create something that incorporates coffee and cars.

Half-life 3 confirmed

That's one hell of a personal trainer.

First aid at its finest

Beauty and Beast

To my family...

Dale Gribble has a point

Thought it was a woman's ass at first

This is why we should use the Imperial System

God Save the Queen

Sylvester Stalin

The dankest time

My dad's idea of a family photo at Disneyland Paris last year...

What should cost less?

When i heard Ron Howard was going to direct the Han Solo film.

A wild Fearow appeared

No matter how kind you are...

How my coworkers act sometimes .

He knows he's not allowed on the counter, but I never said anything about the lunchbox

Actual photo of Ron Howard after announcing he's directing the Han Solo film

friendly reminder

Southern boys on the Gulf Coast don't let a Tropical Storm get in the way of what's important.

this mf is doing stairs while drinking a 2 liter of pepsi wtf

How the world will really end

Colin Mochrie: King of Puns

Shitposts

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Life of Pi. Part Two.

I love animaniacs

We can't stop the Emus

Death by snake snu snu

poorlydrawnlines: Maybe the real Egypt is tolerance

According to 9News, four million women die every hour from heart disease in Australia...

Undone

Spain's new shirt looks like it got dirty while eating bolognese pasta

Smartass Fortune Cookie

Look here...

Not for Gisus it seems

All the sass

How Nintendo differentiates between regions in Canada...

Bamboozled Again

You fool Ive been trained in your arts of shitposting

Thinking emoji

Name this Band HL

Omg so true lmao

buzzfeeeeeddddddd

Anon get harassed

Sweden yaaaassssss

And feel disappointment.... again

They wanted something long and hard

The safe word is "404"

On their way to Disney...and they don't know it. Lol

We slowed down.

In light of the current heat wave.

I think the school needs to reconsider this choice.

Sally Jessy..

That time James Franco and Seth Rogan went on naked and afraid

When names don't age well with time

Mother protecting it's baby.

Now that's a party

Uh, kids, I'd prefer you not ride on Cap'n Squirt

That's going to be a tough score to beat with the S curve beforehand.

Meanwhile at a diverse workplace.

Being vegan is hard

Funniest comic I've ever seen.. lol

Pure bread.

BEEEEES.

Possibly the most effective No Soliciting sign out there

nothing there is normal

Every day... further from god...

There could be an infinite number of parallel universes!

A Tumblr identifies a flock of wild doritos

Honey bees

Joel McHale everyone

In a display case of items confiscated at the local courthouse

The biggest winner of century.

Worst Taco Tuesday Ever

Dog.exe error: Gravity.bin corrupt

So someone watched a documentary

The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep]

My city is flooding...sadly not with intelligence

Just hold on we're going Home ..

Two options: 1) Nursing Home 2) Ass Eating (or as it is also known: true love)

10 yr old me would never believe 37 yr old me

Leg day - not even once

as expected

+7 defence

HP could use a new hand model

The power of alchemy

I get pissed when my chips don't drop. Can't imagine how this guy felt.

Sometimes, R2 gets the D2

If you're feeling down and out dont forget there is a baby Danny Devito out there somewhere.

real shit?

Third guy in the second row is more than excited

The best pair of t-shirts you'll ever see