Two options: 1) Nursing Home 2) Ass Eating (or as it is also known: true love)

10 yr old me would never believe 37 yr old me

Leg day - not even once

as expected

+7 defence

HP could use a new hand model

The power of alchemy

I get pissed when my chips don't drop. Can't imagine how this guy felt.

Sometimes, R2 gets the D2

If you're feeling down and out dont forget there is a baby Danny Devito out there somewhere.

real shit?

Third guy in the second row is more than excited

The best pair of t-shirts you'll ever see

I've been with EA 10 years. Here's the award.

Pun

NANI ???!!!

Welcome to the convention.

I love rainbows so much that I get...

Harvard knowledge

HYUCK

My dad circles meat in grocery ads like a kid with a toy catalog.

Whoopsie doodles..

Everyday

My buddy and his sister refused to go do a photo shoot with their parents. Subsequently, Their parents decided who their favorite child was that day

Ben’s face though.

NANI?

Want to guess which one is my daughter?

Why are we still here

Hugelol 4.0 Appears on the screen

Binge drinking all night

What a suprise

I love it on pizza

The Canadianest flagpole

Nude Image

He's sleeping on the couch tonight.

Thank you for clarifying

I suppose you're right

Y'all still stuck in 2017 this guy is in 3017

Oh snappa

My roommate's cat is pregnant, so I made her a box to give birth in.

NASA

I wish someone would look at me this way.

Fingers crossed no one gets hurt

Hegelian moment

Just another day

He likes those new talkies. (Are you happy now Shibby1993?)

Cucumber water

Just watched this lady knock over a wine display and keep trucking

This was the logo for a shirt a guy had on at work today

I see no downside to this.

This shop in Crewe i came across today

What Alabama looks like personified.

I enjoy taking garage sale finds and making them terrifying, then leaving them in friends' houses and other teachers' classrooms

They had to exercise their right to bear arms.

Some things change but state functions will always bore Charles

No Endless Appetizers

Get a new one puffy

The shared Netflix account of an Australian family

dirty little secret

Dad being dad.

10 points to slithernan

It's happened

once upon your time

And you know what they say about Metal...

Whenever I make a typo at work, this is what the software asks me.

i am awake

Today's 5am shift forced my hand. Instant regret.

USAF Wonder Woman exhibit.

Die a man

Worlds sharpest knives

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Truly a masterpiece

Donald in the house

I was recently the flower MAN in a wedding

All my bases covered

Hot Lava

Since 1986

Ohio mans obituary request.

Ken these days

Outlet sticker at Cleveland Airport. I have watched 5 people in the past 30 minutes try to use it...

That's so chill dude

Sh11tp0sts

Even my math teacher has a severe hatred towards this joke, so yeah... couldn't resist....

Keeping a kill list for the pets.

roflmaololkillmepleaseendmysuffering

Zeros in a Half Shell

From the great minds that brought you downloadable RAM comes...

White Po......!

the smell of a grill

Tony Stark’s dog is a player!

Immigrants

Paws

Was browsing to adopt a dog, and found this

Given recent events...

Jaaaazzzzzzzbones

INJUSTICE!

King Of The Hill had it right about Phoenix..

Star Trek TNG's new HD release for 2017

Poor brits

She's my collar