I have questions for my wife

Happy treason day

I left mine on the floor.

Girl got her phone taken away by her parents and later her dad slid this under her door

Do not fall for the rebel fake news narrative. #TheEmpireDidNothingWrong

Ted wasn't much of a soldier

Concrete Canoes on Jeopardy

F*Yeah GO GREEN......

Amazing waterfront views

That one overly literal friend in your life.

Praise Gisus

Decision tree from a 3rd grader found in an attic.

They were throwing these bags out during a parade

Beauty and The Rich Beast

Happy 4th of July,'Merica!

Closed for what now ?

This may be the most unintentionally vulgar thing i've ever seen. And they're all over Vermont.

title

Can't argue

Siri is a communist

Got me creased!

Light one more illegal firework...

Just Chillin Brah

HDL rejoice!

He needs our meme magic

Brought tears to my eyes

Yup, i buy it

Please, kill me.

241 years ago, the greatest break up letter of all time was written.

Father and Son Time. 30+ years apart.

Father of the day

The Orig Quadrig

Every Wednesday

Rip

Happy 4th

Street smarts

Doggo can't resist KFC

Vikki and Vance ain't got shit on Team Rocket

I'll break this family mum!

Can't stump the Trump

Dovahkiin

>bee me

Don't know why I find this so funny

I am super serial.. I think we know where Al Gore lives now.

Someone out there probably does the same for b8gag

Some people just don't appreciate good humor

Walk lightly & carry a big stick

Be careful there, you might get spookd

My kind of guy

WHEN UR BABY CRIES FOR UR WIFE

Plz help | wolf

smitty werbenjagermanjensen

You can literally shame anyone for anything.

England's greatest gift to the world!

He attacks but he also attacks

On this special day, remember our puppy pals!

m8 r u serious?

Serious

Congratulations, Brian.

Found this pic of me when i was 13

This bird wanted to learn about itself

My dad has been trying to grow frozen hispanics for a year, today he succeeded, look how proud he is.

Still salty.

Asked for nudes, got this

21 years ago, this man sacrificed his life to save the world. Happy Independence Day.

teehee.exe

Happy Traitor Day!

The Man Show was savage

Suspicious pants

This man has seen it all.

Skooooommaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I can fill stuff!

Flat earth eclipse...

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies

When Dad takes the boys to the waterpark.

Klieners, you out there?

Dont talk to me unless you can I N V E N T C O M P U T E R

Pay with your blood

This steel grate is so happy it almost makes me wanna smile back at it

Irish Army Knife

Bort and Merge

The Fourth of July

I bought a white board to keep track of my daily tasks. It's going well...

Recently moved here from Europe. Asked some friends what they were doing tomorrow. This couldn't be more accurate.

Every grad student's thinking

Almost didn’t notice this while walking into the men’s room at work.

A dad being a dad at a supermarket

My local police force doesn't get enough credit for keeping scumbags like this off the streets.

Dont forget to pick up after your dog!

My brother has a brain tumor and I played this in cards against humanity

The world is flat!

Hahahah

Parents got this RSVP card to their friend's wedding

The shirt I am wearing to have dinner with my conservative parents tonight.

Wise words on my English teacher's door

This kid was 11 years in the future

Well, *** you, Siri

Gal. 4:16

Praise our humble guides!

At the hair removal place next to my barbershop