My wife was away for the day and asked for a picture of our adorable son...

My friend visited Paris recently

Can't make this up.

Googled fat tiger, was not disappointed.

Can star wars fans confirm?

Went out drinking with my daughter tonight. Pleased to report I was able to show her how adults have a sensible, restrained evening without going over the top.

Some people are just awful

JESUS CHRIST! this book doesn't mess

Bamboozled

Anon is ashamed of his soup

This logo....

I laughed too hard at this...

Remember what we are fighting for

Beaker is my spirit muppet

She's so silly sometimes

Roar

My My...

Where'd he go?

Sometimes it's a race car

Something that the most of us still can't face

Overwatch

Finally, a good use for the fidget spinner

I see your race car and your space ship and raise you military grade battle armor.

That fruit lasted like 50 years.

Affirmations and gentle reminders.

Who would have known we'd have such advanced games in 2017

Aunt Irma's visiting

Not you too Soundcloud.. Not you too

Wake me up!

Hobby Lobby employee of the month

Stay out of my territory

I see your race car and raise you a space ship

I don't know what to believe

Take her away and book her

My favorite license plate

codeine dreams and canal moodz

Need a lift

AAAAAAAH OH GOD NO

7 course Irish meal

Damn, Donovan!

I know who's gonna win

Best note all week

What ever floats your goat

Title

paris loves you too

Hope you guys enjoyed the Shitposts

*** stairs

Half-assed reports

When you first started your job vs you at your job now

To be fair my wife did think this paddling pool was suspiciously cheap

5,000 feet not giving af

Obtained this wonderful card after my sister found out I was on Tinder

Metal dad lvl 80

I believe it

So the dinosaurs aren't dead yet

you just jelly because i love my waifu more than you

Sauce: DragonForce

Still shitposting

What else can he say?

My kids walk around "dabbing" I told them this was my generations version of "dabbing"

I told my husband today was my half birthday. And he came home with a card torn in half and a bunch of half sized treats.

So freaking true,

I need some sleep

Vroem

The Swiss Army Glove , for the woman who wants it all!

It's so hot outside, even the metal fence is melting!

More magic

Too bad Venom isn't in "Homecoming".

vrooom

I was never allowed to watch this show

Simple Advice from a Simple Man

The ***boy has grown up

Bamboozeld

9/11 had its perks for some people

You ain't foolin anyone Matt Damon

Step up your eBay selling game

Google captured my bike wipeout this morning

Somebody had the sudden realization that they just got married

World Peace.

"To heck with being a good boy, play some Ride of the Valkyries cadet!"

When people ask me what I'm doing this weekend

Uhhhhhhh

Well played, Amazon.

Different strokes for different folks.

Gold!

Doctor Strange was actually meant for something greater

"All footage is in game"

This artist cannot remain anonymous...

Squirrels

Coexist

How to live in Hamburg right now "resident here, im just quickly going to the supermarket, thanks"

Two thumbs up

Non offensive islam jokes?

Hey don't judge! Could have been switched at birth!!

When they tell you that, "Your Dog Needs to Fit in a Bag"

Just saw this bad boy on the highway. Zoom in on the license plate.

From Canada with Love

Check this one weird trick

My friend, who rarely touches the stuff, ate too many edibles. He then walked around the rest of the day in this mask.

Much respect