Half-assed reports

When you first started your job vs you at your job now

To be fair my wife did think this paddling pool was suspiciously cheap

5,000 feet not giving af

Obtained this wonderful card after my sister found out I was on Tinder

Metal dad lvl 80

I believe it

So the dinosaurs aren't dead yet

you just jelly because i love my waifu more than you

Sauce: DragonForce

Still shitposting

What else can he say?

My kids walk around "dabbing" I told them this was my generations version of "dabbing"

I told my husband today was my half birthday. And he came home with a card torn in half and a bunch of half sized treats.

So freaking true,

I need some sleep

Vroem

The Swiss Army Glove , for the woman who wants it all!

It's so hot outside, even the metal fence is melting!

More magic

Too bad Venom isn't in "Homecoming".

vrooom

I was never allowed to watch this show

Simple Advice from a Simple Man

The ***boy has grown up

Bamboozeld

9/11 had its perks for some people

You ain't foolin anyone Matt Damon

Step up your eBay selling game

Google captured my bike wipeout this morning

Somebody had the sudden realization that they just got married

World Peace.

"To heck with being a good boy, play some Ride of the Valkyries cadet!"

When people ask me what I'm doing this weekend

Uhhhhhhh

Well played, Amazon.

Different strokes for different folks.

Gold!

Doctor Strange was actually meant for something greater

"All footage is in game"

This artist cannot remain anonymous...

Squirrels

Coexist

How to live in Hamburg right now "resident here, im just quickly going to the supermarket, thanks"

Two thumbs up

Non offensive islam jokes?

Hey don't judge! Could have been switched at birth!!

When they tell you that, "Your Dog Needs to Fit in a Bag"

Just saw this bad boy on the highway. Zoom in on the license plate.

From Canada with Love

Check this one weird trick

My friend, who rarely touches the stuff, ate too many edibles. He then walked around the rest of the day in this mask.

Much respect

paint.exe

Taco has broken our rules! [Meme battle with Taco(1)]

Is it racist that I thought this was Bob Ross painting a house?

No one can kill a jedi

Noice

Those moments in life where you appreciate those guys.

There is always that one person that just messes everything up.

CNN at it again

I like them both

This garden gate

album covers with animals

Toy Story 19

You know your pops is committed to dad jokes when he stops in the middle of a six hour drive in Wyoming just to take this picture.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS PRIVILEDGE

Déjà vu?

Access granted!

Little Rusty on my Yoga

Barron is our future.

She can move in any direction, in case you didn't know

Meta

To finish for today, Loli-Trap-Shad-Edgy meme [Meme battle with VonBaron (5)]

5 years later, this is still one of the best pictures I have ever seen

Looking at you whitebones

The empire strikes back

Hidden key

Condoms aren't totally safe.

Peter Parker? Haven't heard that name in years.

After a long day of meetings at the G20 summit

You can't put that on your license plate...

Safety check

"Ma'am, tell your kids to stop kicking my seat....if they want to keep their toes....."

*whoopsie*

dumblr

*joke regarding boobs*

HL Admins

some guys should never shave their beard

Jokes that no one gets 5 years later

Apparently all 7 of our puppies really love watching movies.

So, can I park here?

Will.I.Am's insanely bad 900K car

Oh rearry? Found in Chinatown, Los Angeles

Christmas in the 80's ***!!

Joker has his limits

The most interesting vet in the world

A brief look

Rocket to Mars

Can't kill this guys vibe