Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
125,661 5-Year Club
First Pictures of Elon's Hyperloop has been released
Mark Hamill Signed Cards
Fook are you wearing?
RO is a prophet
Was mattress shopping on amazon when I found this review. Needless to say I ordered one.
Wish I was that popular
You got it, dude
I had no idea you could buy this, I've been just using alcohol
It is not funny when you are next
This is for you, RO.
Your grandma was there all along
Du og jeg og vi 2 dunka I en tre sko
What did I ever do to you
This guy lives in 3017
Taco level jopost
Fatphobia is a real thing
Pony Sized Dog or Dog Sized Pony?
Where my treats at yooooo?
Knowledge ain't power
What the....? Who uses red paint for a base color for a wood chipper?
I am dogsitting, it's going about like this...
This is a real nail salon in SF
Maybe repost? But still funny.
Where will you be, when the Taco Bell hits?
Chrome why do you do this?
I would still call this buy a win.
When you're an engineer from the South.
The logical path
Anon is from a broken home
Introducing Therapy Sword™
What the western spies don't want you to know
Anon gym story
The next time the doctor keeps you waiting...
RO called it.
I didn't expect to find religion walking through the parking lot, but here we are
We all have to act now
My friend went solo on a summer trip with two other couples...
When I was 3 years old!
Cool pick up trick
Shit was going DOWN at my local fro-yo shop
That's a good wisdom.
My three year old finally beat her brother at Candy Land. He was not okay.
Still one of the best burns.
When you miss a week at the gym
A guy gave me this after I let him go in front of me in the grocery line.
Trolling level: Master
Found this today at work
My friend didn't know what one of his cards meant, so he looked it up...
They almost got me...
My friend framed a Kanye West tweet in his bathroom
Investment idea from local scrap yard.
Not a jopost
Times are changing
Its pain from behind Doc
It really has
Ehhhhh no thanks, I ate today already....
Another fine meme to your collection
Theme the breaks
Should probably take my dog to the vet.
Best value for speeding
Hey thermostat, we cool?
Bike.exe has stopped working
Changing a sign
My first meme
We know that now!
I tried to Photoshop one of my dad's terrible golf swings.
HOW DARE HE?!
Classic British Humour
It started as a Winston Churchill quote. I made some edits.
If you haven't had sex for a while...
It's about the little things
Two matching Dora-tattoos please.
I'm already perfect
Mining skill 15
~ Boneless pizza ~
Cousin let's go golfin