Ehhhhh no thanks, I ate today already....

Theme the breaks

Should probably take my dog to the vet.

Best value for speeding

Hey thermostat, we cool?

Bike.exe has stopped working

Brutally honest

Changing a sign

My first meme

Blaaaaaargh

We know that now!

Unspoken broship

I tried to Photoshop one of my dad's terrible golf swings.

HOW DARE HE?!

Classic British Humour

It started as a Winston Churchill quote. I made some edits.

If you haven't had sex for a while...

Badluck superman

It's about the little things

Two matching Dora-tattoos please.

Fergulous

I'm already perfect

Mining skill 15

~ Boneless pizza ~

Triggered

Cousin let's go golfin

I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they hired that new translator..

When I get up late vs. when I get up an hour early

Always wrong.

Title

when they ask me wheres your state power?

Ужасный мем

The world is flat

I bring you truth

Normie scum

Relatable

The Fallen Roman Empire

Kek

A L E X J O N E S

Memories from the past

Autistic memes

Take your child to work day

Pack only the basics

Alex Jones said it! Thus it will be true now.

When you gotta charge ur phone no matter what

Strange but true.

And German

Relatable.

Jeg har ikke mere verdighet igjen men jeg har da masse cocain og spenn'

England according to a Japanese textbook

I tried so hard too

He's asian

Science

Oh no

I too tried to grow my own pineapple, but unfortunately my dad skill isn't high enough yet.

** outdated lee sin reference **

Hanna-Barbera in a nutshell

*cries in student*

sorry i had to get this stupid thing out of my brain

Elders play Grand Theft Auto V

When you try to watch spongebob, but reality kicks in

Print Job

After not seeing my dog in 5 months, I skyped with him last night. My mom sent me this after we disconnected:

Art is where you make it

Net Neutrality Explained

One shot, one opportunity

Ronald McDonald surpassing his peers and living the American Dream

Isn't this that song by The Clash?

Global terms of endearment

Almight Unicat Keeping the Net Neutral

At the train start ion today

And what a good day it was..

The tables are turning

A huge lifesaver over the years.

It's hot out there folks!

true love knows no fences

Genre? FPS ofc.

Sexist

Conor McGregor's "f*ck you" pinstripe suit at today's press conference.

She was a little butt heart after this.

I prefer my souls served with warm apple pie.

Felt moisture in my face and woke up at 3 in the morning for this view. So lucky I got to witness this.

The best review I saw on Prime Day

I think I found my spirit plant

China is a confusing place

Great review

I said: DON'T FORGET THE CATNIP!

I think I just found Overly Attached Girlfriend's pet corgi.

Brother's note left for my mom this morning

You....yeah you Vegan. Look him in the eye...and eat him....if you can.

The choice is yours, Neo

Time to pick up the habit?

My friend just received this letter

Jon Snow/Kit Harrington never-before seen audition tape is absolutely golden

I walked out the room for five minutes and my puppy ended up like this.

He's applying for a job. They require a photo of him with a white background.

good night sweet prince

Archie comics accurately representing the average 17-year-old male.

At my accountants office.

Sorry cookie monster, those are mine now.