129,954 Gold Club
Seriously Keanu? What did I JUST say?
that fixes it, checkmate antisocialists
Alice Cooper looks like an older Steve Carell
"How I made $290,000 selling books"
The most interesting person I've seen in an airport
If I had wrists to cut, I'd be bleeding out
All good things come to an end
This Is Animal Abuse!
Like to be this guy
Toothpaste pregnancy test
good thing i bought a switch
This gets me every time
....Found the spoon honey
This drawing my cousin made for her brother who recently joined the navy.
Found in the bathroom at my buddies' apartment. Good to know someone is staying hygienic.
"Just rolling up with my snakes"
I'd hate to have a neighbor do this.
She's living in 2045
Smelled a fart on a 7 hour car drive. Found the source....
Loving Amazon's marketing team!
The power of a comma.
Please no touching of the dog
Had to laugh even though it's my worst nightmare
Yeah, *** you Sandy.
How civil war should have went
Uh... thanks for the warning?
King Family Values
Please avoid drinking tea.
Tell me about it...
The jojo posting continues
Could he see Half Life 3 coming out though?
Quiche is the best!!
The girl in front of me was excited about her first flight. This was how we spent the entire two hours.
Dear Jeep Bros...
Enjoy life, eat out more often
Spotted in local parking lot
Make her wet
The Big Muffin
A woman came to us and had written down the whole bluescreen error
I don't think I can make it till the end of this month
Hans, get the gasoline
Run, Poland. Just run.
I keep the leg of every pirate I kill.
NO, its not
Mom's invention to stop him chewing stitches.
What have you summoned upon me?
When sh*tting in the streets does not satisfy the need anymore
He's waiting for the cat to throw the ball. It won't happen.
This is downright a terrible meme
"I said I want a treat NOW!"
They soak up all my unhappiness
Fresh Star Wars Meme
Bench buddies: football edition
Most accurate subtitle ever.
I posted this five years ago on facebook, still relevant.
A book review from Snoop
I lost the ball but it's cool..
A hungry McDonald's is watching his prey
I Googled "Fat Greyhound"
In the middle of this shitposting storm, here's some OC
Ed Shareen's DNA finally explained.
Friend visiting China is taking in the culture
Suspicious Duck Truck
This has got to be, the best way to react to ANYTHING
I missed my graduation photoshoot with my friends, so I improvised.
Possibly the greatest use of a phone number mnemonic, ever.
It is so hot today
Hell, I'd try it
Perfect gift indeed
Will Smith finally looks how he did in the 1994 episode of Fresh Prince where he dresses up as someone's dad.
(stares in infinity)
Show me what you got
Collective Nouns for Groups of Animals
One day I will learn how to do it
this meme is from the future
It looks like Superbad is happening across the street.
Doge appreciating some dank memes
God damnit Netflix
I didn't expect to cry at the grocery store today.
This will be reposted with skeletons in the future
The Dude Awakens