Built a garden for my wife a few months ago and it is finally time for the bountiful harvest. Tonight, we feast like kings.

I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it.

Me too Toto....me too.

Wonder Woman: optimist. Jessica Jones: Pessimist. Thor: Realist.

Drug Commercials

On point, as always, Nick Fury.

Ironic

Best mugshot ever

Always confirm dimensions when purchasing a cat online.

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V

10/10 would buy again

Best Group Photo forever

Faith in Humanity partially restored!

These sequels are getting out of hand

My son be like

TONY

insert "quality shitpost" here

Years of gaming has taught me there is a secret behind this wall in my hotel

All of them

Ron Swanson. Winner of everything.

I thought this mugshot looked familiar...

What you're doing, I see it

My Aunt, Uncle and Cousin had their faces printed on pillows...

Piracy, It's a crime.

Haikus...

This dog followed the google earth guy

That's all I have to say about that

Ad is now sleeping with the fishes

Linkin Park

This mannequin

I still keep the method a secret

Working in the IT field when there is no budget.

The liquor store in my town.

Don't tell me how to wear my hat.

Take this route if you are stealing someone's baby

Ball is lost forever

Distress

"As You Wish"

FRIENDS vs. my friends

Make fun...safe...

A good waiter always has a suggestion

Fake news.

Flashpost not repast

pedophilia is a serious issue

Ezekiel Elliot

Worth the read.

Saw this in line at the DMV.

Found out why my calculator didn't multiply 9 by 30

Pompadour look

Skeletons

A screencap of a thread on video game centralised board on some old anime site that is humorous

One of the best scenes on animated television

Oh Finland why are you so dark..

Billienzen

Those teeth though

Stamp wetting machine

Checkmate, Atheists!

Just when you thought it was over

Customer feedback from a grandmother who got great service

Sixteen year old Dwayne Johnson looks older than current Dwayne Johnson

Forget the royal ball...

lucky day!

Perfect Advertisement

One mega jug to the rescue

EA customer support at its finest.

owch

Get off my back!

Which of the evils is worse I can't decide.

tan privilage

Johnson! Knock it off!

My Uncle sent this to me

jesus...

A map of the internet in 1995

unconcious racism is everywhere

Since this is a meme about him, anyone know where is Gisus ?

The best thing about living in Alabama

Why did they stop at 2?

You didn't say please though

Sign for a dog park in my city

z u c c ' e d ? ? ?

Restaurant is trying to rip some people off

Found out why my alarm didn't go off at 9:30.

Is this how Pokemon evolution works??

On the bandwagon

Well this is revealing

My boyfriend's grandpa carved a derpy picture of our husky. He didn't find it as amusing as we did.

Hate those people!

A ring to rule them all

Ads are getting smarter

Prepared fresh

Seriously Keanu? What did I JUST say?

Alice Cooper looks like an older Steve Carell

"How I made $290,000 selling books"

The most interesting person I've seen in an airport

Michael Sauce

If I had wrists to cut, I'd be bleeding out

Webcam Barbie

All good things come to an end

I cri

This Is Animal Abuse!