You didn't say please though

Sign for a dog park in my city

z u c c ' e d ? ? ?

Restaurant is trying to rip some people off

Found out why my alarm didn't go off at 9:30.

Is this how Pokemon evolution works??

On the bandwagon

Well this is revealing

My boyfriend's grandpa carved a derpy picture of our husky. He didn't find it as amusing as we did.

Hate those people!

A ring to rule them all

Ads are getting smarter

Prepared fresh

Seriously Keanu? What did I JUST say?

Alice Cooper looks like an older Steve Carell

"How I made $290,000 selling books"

The most interesting person I've seen in an airport

Michael Sauce

If I had wrists to cut, I'd be bleeding out

Webcam Barbie

All good things come to an end

I cri

This Is Animal Abuse!

Like to be this guy

Lab parking

Toothpaste pregnancy test

good thing i bought a switch

This gets me every time

Shut Down

....Found the spoon honey

This drawing my cousin made for her brother who recently joined the navy.

Found in the bathroom at my buddies' apartment. Good to know someone is staying hygienic.

Me: Yea!

"Just rolling up with my snakes"

I'd hate to have a neighbor do this.

She's living in 2045

Smelled a fart on a 7 hour car drive. Found the source....

Loving Amazon's marketing team!

The power of a comma.

Please no touching of the dog

Had to laugh even though it's my worst nightmare

Yeah, *** you Sandy.

How civil war should have went

Uh... thanks for the warning?

King Family Values

Secret.

Please avoid drinking tea.

Tell me about it...

The jojo posting continues

Could he see Half Life 3 coming out though?

Upon request

Quiche is the best!!

The girl in front of me was excited about her first flight. This was how we spent the entire two hours.

So tearable

Dear Jeep Bros...

Mercedes Benz....

Enlightenment

Enjoy life, eat out more often

Spotted in local parking lot

Make her wet

The Big Muffin

A woman came to us and had written down the whole bluescreen error

I don't think I can make it till the end of this month

I keep the leg of every pirate I kill.

NO, its not

Mom's invention to stop him chewing stitches.

What have you summoned upon me?

When sh*tting in the streets does not satisfy the need anymore

He's waiting for the cat to throw the ball. It won't happen.

This is downright a terrible meme

"I said I want a treat NOW!"

They soak up all my unhappiness

owch

Fresh Star Wars Meme

Bench buddies: football edition

Most accurate subtitle ever.

I posted this five years ago on facebook, still relevant.

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Dam Son

A book review from Snoop

I lost the ball but it's cool..

A hungry McDonald's is watching his prey

I Googled "Fat Greyhound"

In the middle of this shitposting storm, here's some OC

Ed Shareen's DNA finally explained.

T-R-E-A-_-_-_

Friend visiting China is taking in the culture

Suspicious Duck Truck

This has got to be, the best way to react to ANYTHING

I missed my graduation photoshoot with my friends, so I improvised.

Possibly the greatest use of a phone number mnemonic, ever.

It is so hot today

Hell, I'd try it

Perfect gift indeed

Will Smith finally looks how he did in the 1994 episode of Fresh Prince where he dresses up as someone's dad.

(stares in infinity)

Show me what you got

Collective Nouns for Groups of Animals

One day I will learn how to do it

Makes sense