Now if my girlfriend figures out how to get rid of a spider I will be completely redundant :(

Legal conditions of an astronomy app

The Three Wise Men Brought Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrhuana

My friends cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money

@niBBas whom'st watch anime

Jabba's the only one not to get any

When Sun hates you

When your catch, catches what you were trying to catch, while being caught.

Pls halp! Dunno how I got here

I've been vegan for one week now. Is this normal?

For your colon

Strong People Don't Put Others Down

birth of hugeloler

:thinking:

Every time I watch "Airplane" I catch a joke I never got. Today, I realized why this guy's name is Otto.

There must be an easier way to inflate a balloon

When you tell your dad you want a golden retriever for your birthday and he gets you this...

Jerry Seinfeld in front of a mural of himself rejecting Kesha's hug

Sometime soon, parents wont even been needed

Solid strategy

Just a small change of plans

I'm so hungover

Naked Waitresses Flirt With You

Kids today will never know the struggle we went through to find porn back in the day.

Millennials

So it all started with Ross.

Eastern Michigan University's football team press photos all look like they are masturbating

childhood dead

TRW upvoting a fellow HLer

Someone has been creative and spoilt it for the rest of us

The interior of the Millennium Falcon was something of a disappointment.

Science vs Humanities

Coworker kept taking my scissors.

Wal-Mart sure doesn't make it easy to measure your kid for a bike...

Life's warning label.

Tattoo fail.

Visiting Arizona for the first time.

Reflecting sound waves

Guy caught "dumping" girlfriend after festival.

The back of my dogs collar.

Cool game

If you need a new wallpaper. Here ya go.

Saw this beauty at a cafe

As far as my medical knowledge goes

Ehhhrm... I think I'll have mojito, please

Good save

The most work appropriate shirt ever

My mate found this in an elevator on a construction site

Lap cat level: expert

She might want to get a second opinion

My friends making fun of those "girl leading boyfriend to beautiful places" posts.

Kids of today. In the original caption, he said his daughter has only seen these in movies.

Help my mans Terry

Hasta la vista baby

Dear frozen yogurt

This Pen 15 may never occur again

First small wave of posts

<3 me some diamonds

a message from vegans

holding the door

James Franco is still laughing at that joke Seth told him 15 years ago

sex with no bones

Yes he is...

***tus

I have been waiting for this moment my whole life

Man promises his wife he would "try" to sell his beloved Subaru

I support it!

New app idea

Get me on top 10

Did he say meme belly

The new hit of the 1400s

Cycle of adulthood

should i start shitposting spree the same day i stop lurking?

Haha

gottem

Apocalypse Soon

My favorite scene from Futurama

Just bro things

Be Brave Take it like a Man

New Sign!

bituches luv diamonds

Erizabeth from Ros Angeres

boneless chicken has less energy

Another great Amazon answer

the chosen one

Thor: Ragnarok's Jeff Goldblum's reaction when asked if he prefers Marvel or DC

The truth lies in the shadows

Protective watermark is all part of a plan

Okay, which one of you loons visited my local Wendy's and used the mens' room recently?

How do i Chadify myself?

Blame that guy

Currently traveling through Vang Vieng, Laos. The hostel promised a pool and a view.

Sneaky little things.

Tired of boiling water?

Full Script.

Niggas watching lolis with hats 'n shit

I work in Retail. Customer came in complaining about their tablet. - Screen not being clear enough, but also not registering touch correctly.... This is what I found.

If Lays made Bread - 2017 Edition

Took my dog to doggy daycare. They texted me a pic saying "she is having the time of her life." My dog is a slut.

Specifically booked a window seat on United.