bituches luv diamonds

Erizabeth from Ros Angeres

boneless chicken has less energy

Another great Amazon answer

the chosen one

Thor: Ragnarok's Jeff Goldblum's reaction when asked if he prefers Marvel or DC

The truth lies in the shadows

Protective watermark is all part of a plan

Okay, which one of you loons visited my local Wendy's and used the mens' room recently?

How do i Chadify myself?

Blame that guy

Currently traveling through Vang Vieng, Laos. The hostel promised a pool and a view.

Sneaky little things.

Tired of boiling water?

Full Script.

Niggas watching lolis with hats 'n shit

I work in Retail. Customer came in complaining about their tablet. - Screen not being clear enough, but also not registering touch correctly.... This is what I found.

If Lays made Bread - 2017 Edition

Took my dog to doggy daycare. They texted me a pic saying "she is having the time of her life." My dog is a slut.

Specifically booked a window seat on United.

The subtle truth

Chris Evans, your time has come!

Squigaly!

I don't know why i find this so funny

A menu in a Taiwanese restaurant.

Tell me please

Cant negotiate with a Hugeloler

Ol' Musky

Subway thinks they're cute

My saint is on my wallet

Miami always has something new for me

Wait, isn't Finland a mythical place.

Very strong correlation

Top 10 anime battles of all time

I see your "Guys will understand" and raise to a "Men will understand"

We're dog-sitting this weekend..

Perfect example of "Send help" depicted as a facial expression.

This T says it all.

When you sleep for too long

Found this online while searching fo cute tutrl pics

If you lobby against this, you're the devil.

There's an 11 year old in New York subways that sells emotional advice instead of lemonade.

We've been in a financial downswing for years

After days of endless beeping from the server room...

Retirement.

Good save.

It knows too much...

This is the real Bermuda Triangle

Was searching for a 7-Eleven nearby in NYC

I don't think this will ever sound refreshing again...

Good afternoon, peasants.

DJ doing it right.

Caution: To Avoid Melting, Do Not Place Owl in Direct Sunlight

Pretty much her #1 accomplishment in life to date.

When you go to the gym for 30 years straight but totally forgot head day.

white power

in a day or ᵗʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ

The possibilities are literally endless.

Nothing Good In Here Please Stop

The love of a mother.

from germany to poland in one tank

Religion in Ireland

Finally found a use for the old flip-phone I had on the shelf.

She took the midnight train going anywhere

There is never an excuse.

Truman show shadow

Come home from work one day and seen these two barrels outside our neighbours front lawn

Friend-zone : Level INFINITY

hubris

Should I buy and wear this monstrosity?

A most epic yard sale

No easy way out of this situation.

if i had a kidney for every existing gender

Every road you take.

Get that emotion outta here!

What is the British word for cigarette?

seriously doc

Customers kept trying to go into the room that was obviously under construction so the security guard put up a sign.

make westeros great again

How to get your friends banned

The Juice.....Not.

SUPERPOWER 2020

Savage

Cheerful shadow

Mr. Steal yo girl coming in fast

A Great Dinner

Chris Pratt gets pranked

When we reallise that HDL have a bigger userbase than us

"Okay, now give me a nice big smile!"

Spotted in my local Pizza Hut

Ok, let's try this one more time.

same

death to the empire

I bought a house today :)

Because everyone knows its harder to do tire rotations for 6 and 8 cylinder cars

Suspicious roof-fox is suspicious.

All that matters is that I find myself funny

Oh lord doggo

"Yes we accept cash or head scratches"

"Save some for me, K?"