We're dog-sitting this weekend..
Perfect example of "Send help" depicted as a facial expression.
This T says it all.
When you sleep for too long
Found this online while searching fo cute tutrl pics
If you lobby against this, you're the devil.
There's an 11 year old in New York subways that sells emotional advice instead of lemonade.
We've been in a financial downswing for years
After days of endless beeping from the server room...
Retirement.
Good save.
It knows too much...
This is the real Bermuda Triangle
Was searching for a 7-Eleven nearby in NYC
I don't think this will ever sound refreshing again...
Good afternoon, peasants.
DJ doing it right.
Caution: To Avoid Melting, Do Not Place Owl in Direct Sunlight
Pretty much her #1 accomplishment in life to date.
When you go to the gym for 30 years straight but totally forgot head day.
white power
in a day or ᵗʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ
The possibilities are literally endless.
Nothing Good In Here Please Stop
The love of a mother.
from germany to poland in one tank
Religion in Ireland
Finally found a use for the old flip-phone I had on the shelf.
She took the midnight train going anywhere
There is never an excuse.
Truman show shadow
Come home from work one day and seen these two barrels outside our neighbours front lawn
Friend-zone : Level INFINITY
hubris
Should I buy and wear this monstrosity?
A most epic yard sale
No easy way out of this situation.
if i had a kidney for every existing gender
Every road you take.
Get that emotion outta here!
What is the British word for cigarette?
seriously doc
Customers kept trying to go into the room that was obviously under construction so the security guard put up a sign.
make westeros great again
How to get your friends banned
The Juice.....Not.
SUPERPOWER 2020
Savage
Cheerful shadow
Mr. Steal yo girl coming in fast
A Great Dinner
Chris Pratt gets pranked
When we reallise that HDL have a bigger userbase than us
"Okay, now give me a nice big smile!"
Spotted in my local Pizza Hut
Ok, let's try this one more time.
same
death to the empire
I bought a house today :)
Because everyone knows its harder to do tire rotations for 6 and 8 cylinder cars
Suspicious roof-fox is suspicious.
All that matters is that I find myself funny
Oh lord doggo
"Yes we accept cash or head scratches"
"Save some for me, K?"
This person did not like the trail...
This smoke shop's sign.
At a shop in Vegas.
The I Really ***ed Up This Time Boquet
are these still hot?
Reductress is a gift from the heavens
This is how my dog greets me at the door today.
If you can't park, stay home.
We all know it's true
At the hospital about to meet my son! Our midwife is awesome! Check the shirt!
Another reason to love local news
There's a peeping Tom in my neighborhood.
Taco Emergency?
That shit'll combust
“What are you doing?”
After several months together and painstaking calculations, I've made a discovery about my relationship.
I said to my wife, Korean air looks like the Pepsi symbol when all of a sudden
Need this
I'm Bored...
Freshman year vs Senior year
iWalker
Poor ***roaches
Pier Pressure
This liquor store sign in Durango, CO telling it like it is.
and on the fifth day god created man and it was big
Frasier deep burn
So, Two pigeons walk into a bar...
That sinking feeling
Oh sheeeet
My sister's best friend has a huge fear of spiders
DONT LET THE BABIES WIN!
Daddy, I don't want to eat my oyster...
My first purchase from eBay was late so I messaged the seller and things escalated pretty quickly...
Barbaric
Why is she winking