Daddy, I don't want to eat my oyster...

My first purchase from eBay was late so I messaged the seller and things escalated pretty quickly...

Barbaric

Why is she winking

4chan is a nice place :3

American car, British driver

This sign.

This zoo gets it

Anon ascends to wizardhood in style

No ragrats

Beach yoga works better for some, than others.

Coming home day drunk to this look of disappointment

Dogtor

anon reverses the gender of maid dragon

Asda had these in number order.. i think suspicion order is better

Beat the Dad

No petting.. no spitting

Looks like I found my new favorite restaurant

I ate breakfast next to Danny Trejo last year, we chatted for a bit and he asked me why I was traveling and I told him my girlfriend had broken up with me his response

Dang it Karl

Anyone for a cuppa?

So my buddy and I got hammered last night and he awoke to this note from his fiancée...

next up windows vs linux

When you screw up but everything works out in the end

I think our photo explains it all

Sounds about right lol

On second thought, lets not park here. Tis a silly place.

How to shoot photos properly

Forgot to tick the discreet packaging box.

Meanwhile in Uganda

Welcome to Britain

cut vs bandaid

New words

I asked Alexa to remind me about the septic

Oblivion

Meesa break you!

Flashdance

Pulled up behind this car at the lights. Now it's stuck in my head...

Rule 1: Be Good Looking

It's official. God has left.

George Martin and his publisher

Woah

Lion King extra

Now look at the comments

Feels like home...

My roommate messing up with my cat again.

Ron Swanson: The Manliest of Men

No "P"

When you need to up your senior citizen game.

My Spanish app thinks I am that stupid

Respect

Excuse me, officer...

"No chew deterrent"

Japanese women hamming it up for the camera

That was really hard.

Meta time

A miracle happened here

My 1000th post, its my story fellow hugelolers. of how I wound up here, long but worth the read

BMW dealership's labor dispute getting spicy

Game of Phones

Revolutionary New Earthquake Detection Device.

ironic

Forget it, Donny!

who's gonna tell em? Cuz I sure ain't.

Awkward family roadtrip- Bluetooth automatically connected to dad's phone

Two spaces, two tickets?

Conspiracy to commit murder

Title

New Zealand aquarium has monthly naughty and good penguins

boneless

Work in retail!

Please don't waste ink

I searched "Not all heros wear capes" on Google Images and this was the first result

How can this be a real place

There are moments in life when we find ourselves at a crossroad

The best movie review of all time.

Documents for boss!!!

The internet escaped into my local grocery store

shitty memes all day

The local pub sums it up beautifully.

IT Closet

Love my state

stealth

My favorite froggo

can i be transdead please

How to trigger katman101

get ricky rekt

No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask.

They can't stand this hot weather

Umm I think someone should alert homeland security that some plutonium is missing.

afterwards he shit on the street

It's Morphin Time!

Y'all come sit around n hear a story from ol' buck.

Like What You See?

happy happy joy joy

Yes

The State Department nailed my nephew's passport

Pretty sure my 16 YO son is never gonna get laid.

Anon bamboozles a cop

trump lied to us