No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask.

They can't stand this hot weather

Umm I think someone should alert homeland security that some plutonium is missing.

afterwards he shit on the street

It's Morphin Time!

Y'all come sit around n hear a story from ol' buck.

Like What You See?

happy happy joy joy

Yes

The State Department nailed my nephew's passport

Pretty sure my 16 YO son is never gonna get laid.

Anon bamboozles a cop

trump lied to us

So my friend ordered this chair off amazon and this is what she got

Welcome to 2017 everyone

Hugelol isn't prepared for the amount I am going to post

One more bottle, please!

Top 10 anime betrayals

Thanks mum.

Insurance Company - Sir, please sketch how you broke your leg

I still believe.

No human can decipher this one

Natural birth control...

"The ramp works"

Open on Sundays too.

When subtle hints is not your thing.

Grad quote

When you send out 30 job applications and can't figure out why no one is interested.

My new truck is nice. Maybe a little too nice :/

Whoever thought this up is a genius!

Jaime spending some quality time with his sister's new BF

Females be complaining about "man-spreading" but acting like woman-spreading don't exist

This caution board in india.

Your girlfriend isn't the only victim.

We've had a problem with a groundhog crawling into our engine bay and chewing wires. This is my dad's solution

Starbucks has a new secret ingredient?

Thug Lyfe

ok so... HOW?

That elf ain't right

Either my Legos are defective or my cat inpervious to pain.

Guy turns his roommates mess into passive aggressive art

'When your Country is Poorer Than Your Income.' It's been raining here for the last 24 hours and I saw this today while returning home from class.

Worth the read

Saw this at a bar I went to today .

Jump in ***es

SDA much more fun

Grandma didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.

Real life !

I was trying to look up the movie War Pigs but got a typo, I was not disappointed.

This plant looks like it was kicked in the nuts and spit out a branch.

My dad got this great card for his birthday

The Adventures of Puss in Kinky Boots!

The State Department nailed my girlfriend's passport

Time heals all wounds but the scars are a constant reminder

Tastes so good

Only in Oklahoma

Superpower 2020

im trash too :(

Meanwhile on Western front

oh Sweden

Chewie Shot First

Found this while looking for a nature trail

I back, open anus

One Chayna

Larry Bird is a dick

Awesome chefs hat

My friend's son wrote a letter to NASA

This Amazon question and answer

Thanks Donald!

Thanking the one that counts

Just hit up cvs for a cool new scarf and head band.

Rare footage of a young TobyMittenshire

ewwww

A friend of mine works in telecommunications. A customer was so angry, they sent all their equipment back to his company in a coffin, with a note that said, "You're dead to us."

Heck

Toad

Show vagine babe

2 steps into walking down the aisle. He said 'Goddamit Jeri, did my pants just fall down?'

this meme will self destrucc in 5 seconds

Google are hiring!

Oh ***

eef freef

A friend's son got $1 from the tooth fairy a couple days ago. He wrote her a letter asking to upgrade his $1 to $5. This was the tooth fairy's response.

When you're a mexican on twitter

Trying to look good

Anon daddies a grill

TOO FAR. We've gone TOO FAR.

hey you know what? let me hit that

Unexpected

"What is my purpose?"

lel patronized by a cuck

A sad chapter of human history

"Anyone can legally say 'Eat Shit, Bob!'" - My favorite part of the brief filed by the ACLU on behalf of Jon Oliver

I'm sitting in a forever 21 store with five other men just waiting...

No... I'm pretty sure it's a baby...

As a single lady, this guy is interesting and I'd sit down.

Not Just the children but the wochildren and chilchildren

keks just light enough as to not to set the mine I've just stepped on off

I just thought this was funny! XD

Who is that old dude though ?