I see your "Guys will understand" and raise to a "Men will understand"

We're dog-sitting this weekend..

Perfect example of "Send help" depicted as a facial expression.

This T says it all.

When you sleep for too long

Found this online while searching fo cute tutrl pics

If you lobby against this, you're the devil.

There's an 11 year old in New York subways that sells emotional advice instead of lemonade.

We've been in a financial downswing for years

After days of endless beeping from the server room...

Retirement.

Good save.

It knows too much...

This is the real Bermuda Triangle

Was searching for a 7-Eleven nearby in NYC

I don't think this will ever sound refreshing again...

Good afternoon, peasants.

DJ doing it right.

Caution: To Avoid Melting, Do Not Place Owl in Direct Sunlight

Pretty much her #1 accomplishment in life to date.

When you go to the gym for 30 years straight but totally forgot head day.

white power

in a day or ᵗʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ

The possibilities are literally endless.

Nothing Good In Here Please Stop

The love of a mother.

from germany to poland in one tank

Religion in Ireland

Finally found a use for the old flip-phone I had on the shelf.

She took the midnight train going anywhere

There is never an excuse.

Truman show shadow

Come home from work one day and seen these two barrels outside our neighbours front lawn

Friend-zone : Level INFINITY

hubris

Should I buy and wear this monstrosity?

A most epic yard sale

No easy way out of this situation.

if i had a kidney for every existing gender

Every road you take.

Get that emotion outta here!

What is the British word for cigarette?

seriously doc

Customers kept trying to go into the room that was obviously under construction so the security guard put up a sign.

make westeros great again

How to get your friends banned

The Juice.....Not.

SUPERPOWER 2020

Savage

Cheerful shadow

Mr. Steal yo girl coming in fast

A Great Dinner

Chris Pratt gets pranked

When we reallise that HDL have a bigger userbase than us

"Okay, now give me a nice big smile!"

Spotted in my local Pizza Hut

Ok, let's try this one more time.

same

death to the empire

I bought a house today :)

Because everyone knows its harder to do tire rotations for 6 and 8 cylinder cars

Suspicious roof-fox is suspicious.

All that matters is that I find myself funny

Oh lord doggo

"Yes we accept cash or head scratches"

"Save some for me, K?"

This person did not like the trail...

This smoke shop's sign.

At a shop in Vegas.

The I Really ***ed Up This Time Boquet

are these still hot?

Reductress is a gift from the heavens

This is how my dog greets me at the door today.

If you can't park, stay home.

We all know it's true

At the hospital about to meet my son! Our midwife is awesome! Check the shirt!

Another reason to love local news

There's a peeping Tom in my neighborhood.

Taco Emergency?

That shit'll combust

“What are you doing?”

After several months together and painstaking calculations, I've made a discovery about my relationship.

I said to my wife, Korean air looks like the Pepsi symbol when all of a sudden

Need this

I'm Bored...

Freshman year vs Senior year

iWalker

Poor ***roaches

Pier Pressure

This liquor store sign in Durango, CO telling it like it is.

and on the fifth day god created man and it was big

Frasier deep burn

So, Two pigeons walk into a bar...

That sinking feeling

Oh sheeeet

My sister's best friend has a huge fear of spiders

DONT LET THE BABIES WIN!

Daddy, I don't want to eat my oyster...

My first purchase from eBay was late so I messaged the seller and things escalated pretty quickly...

Barbaric