Apparently Uncle Phil came back from the dead to play for the Patriots...

Thanks Irma!

The neighbors are ready for Hurrican Irma.

Skywalker, James Skywalker

Thanks, Siri

Uhh my name is Clive and I'm addicted to sticks

My wife didn't believe me that they use special lenses to make rooms appear bigger than they real are in real estate ads. Then I showed her this picture

Someone in my neighborhood is very excited for the It premier

THIS WARM'S MY HEART

Or did i...

Irma has big plans!

You can't make this stuff up

How?!?

Officially Irma prepped! Stay safe, everyone!

NO TO RACISM

South Park: The Fractured but Whole difficulty level

Leroy

Title of your post

My favorite guy at the street fair.

Who's excited for our annual ocean death festival?

Canadian lives matter

Not sure what this thing is but FL needs it!

*knock knock* whos there

There ain't no party like a hurricane party!

Hurricane tip #1382

The new Yelp

University of Alabama doesn't want you to be successful

noted

Don't buy those cheap knock-offs fellas!!

Leeeerooy Jeeennkiiins!!!!!!

Late Night with Seth Meyers

the Succ

Pray, there is no chocolate.

Brooklyn Nine Nine

Never have I seen such pure hate.

Selfie of the millenium.

You had so much space!

WE WUZ

Ｔｒａｎｓｃｅｎｄｅｎｔａｌ

got em

When sharing isn't caring

Hypnotoadlets

That's the secret ingredient!

seems about right

ahh my eyes

nut story 3

well hes dead now

*fixed

When the kid wakes up

This shower head shows all the ways UFOs capture cows.

When you're having a splendid dream and the alarm starts to go off

photo bomb experts..

art

:O - - - - - - - - - o :(

So my little sister asked me to draw her a mermaid...

Ｒ　Ａ　Ｖ　Ｅ　Ｙ　Ａ　Ｒ　Ｄ

watch out

Found this on a door in my school

Maybe the worst résumé I have received

Cat socks

no pls

Our cat is very confused with our new picture.

ＭＩＬＣＣ

fugg breh ;(

My wife thinks buying my son an orange coat may not have been a good idea...

Meanwhile in Florida...

Hurricane Karma incoming

knew it

fml

DC Comics' toughest crimefighter

There was an accident, your mom didn't survive her skydiving trip

Just a prayer too short

s a v a g e

How to catch a fish

Game of Thrones is looking intense af

those damn milleniums with their social media

My son is practicing his "Benevolent Dictator" wave

Best birthday present ever!

got em boys

Solid logic

INFINITE 360

lol rekt

So I stopped at a Tim Hortons Roseville, MI...And watched the cashier struggle to put the sleeve on my coffee. Eventually, he just gave up and gave it to me like this.

Troublesome choice of shirt

boi

Surely a career highlight for any vending machine refill person

Tom Segura everyone.

Important event

Expanded life

My friend got this letter from his stoner roommate. Please read this with a stoner voice

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

born acoustic

plsneverwatchmojo.com

Gotta stay in shape to fight the evil forces ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh Columbus

Pretty good odds actually

You know it's gonna get bad in Florida when the gators start leaving

Finally

Unbelievable

yeah ok you can downvote me for that joke