It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
226,466 Gold Club
Combining flavour of the month with the usual
his IQ isnt high enough
My friend's daughter + flowers
Today a man walked into my dad's office and was asked how tall he was and if he played basketball. He passed these out.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
My 13 year old sister thinks she’s hilarious
Lost my Dawg!
This kid needs to be hired directly out of college
This Honest Danger Sign
Anon goes through space and time
I played Super Mario World with my mom today. She mentioned things I'll never unsee.
My friend's shirt.
Some software could learn a thing or two from Avast. I'm looking at you, Windows.
Rough life as a New York kid
Maybe not the best message
Hands down, best first sentence of a math problem ever
I tried to photograph a sweet moment of my dogs cuddling, instead I captured the spawn of satan
And to think my father said I would never amount to anything.
Well worth the wait!
My toddler was helping me clean the garage and discovered I have one of those plastic magnifiers
Had to post this.
It's morphin ' time!
My pen lost it’s clip and looks terrified of what might happen next...
Bollywood horse slide for the WIN
When you bought a PS4 instead of a Switch but still want to play Skyrim on the go
You can tell what kind of day they're having even without them present.
Taking his fish for a walk.
This is me as a parent
not like Death 2
I didn’t ask for this
to be fair you have to have a high iq to watch rick and morty
No idea who is at the door.
Hanzo of the North Star
Dropping my new album soon
C-can he succeed?!
it's a maymay you dip
Calcium calcium don't doot with an euphonium
Talking to parents on the phone
Treat your passwords like your underpants
destroy all thots
Whenever my wife tells me she's "fine"
Every damn time
Behold the pinnacle of biological engineering
Combined faces of the 5 best rappers of all time.
He's gonna need a well-trained psychiatrist to get back on track...
Asked my boyfriend to make the dish for a potluck this weekend...
Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing
They've got a busy morning
anon finds ez solution for mass shootings
Look, I've never asked for this, OK?
Every time something bad happens
petition to add this rare pepe to the pepes appearing on HUGELOL
The wife said "Let's do sexy costumes for Halloween this year"....game on!
How did I do in PE today?
It was a simpler time
When you try to reach frontpage in October with no bones
Some problems have an easy solution
What an ironic name for the CEO of Food For the Poor...
Where is my nobel?
When spooktober delivers
Something the internet has been waiting for.
My pants looking high and smirky at me
Important nutrition advice on the men's room wall in an Italian restaurant.
The mailman left my package with the Butler.
When the universe itself creates shitposts
Low effort political commentary, coming up
Clickhole's Instagram response to Tom Petty's death
Who's line is it anyway?
I paused Judge Dredd at the wrong time......
My daughter drew her little brother photobombing her art class self portrait
Sir, this spot is for handicapated only!
The true test of a great leader...
Scrolling down my friend's feed. Found this.
George's Takei's gay test
"Ask your doctor if my*** is right for you."
I think they could have used a smaller crate
A wild herd of UPS trucks corner their prey