When you come back from a vacation
peace in our time
Maybe the best photo I’ve ever seen...
to be continued...
it beats using the cardboard tube
Such majestic creatures
Fight the power, Bill.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
american standards
This is how I ended up killing everyone in the Brotherhood of steel
It's funny... because it's true
pranked
Spongebob has evolved over the years
we dem bois
More Tweets like this will keep me watching the news.
por padem
Mike doesn't *** around
what album is this?
Thats a good skill
It only takes 9 hours...
checking the virus in my email
It’s a bit too late for confession, Arthur.
:Thinking:
Found at my local lingerie coffee stand
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:smug:
If it works im in
nice
He did it
Friend puts fine dining menus in his son's lunch box
A shirt OP got for Christmas
Uncle Steve..
This may be the best police report ever written.
My brother got a tattoo of my Mom, but she ended up looking like that Rusty kid from The Mask
Cold in New England
finally
Logan Paul rekt by YouTube captions
Jake from State Farm
Wow...
ACKCHYUALLY
good start
Bike still for sale?
slobobro
Spreading positive ripples
me in an alternative timeline
The new season of Black Mirror
They can unlock each others iphones
Vine Invasion 2.0
Vine Invasion
I recently found this screenshot on my phone and it still pisses me off
The only man who can save us all
Ayyy
What the *** urban dictionary
Fair enough, actually...
Flat Earthers also be like..
So today when the wife texts me: “The cat has a mouse cornered in our room” this was not the corner I expected.
I’m a marine Biology student, and my cousins saw it fit to give me blobfish slippers for Christmas. I thought you all deserved to know about them.
This church near my job does not *** around
my binary gender is 10011011
He could be anywhere
Disney princesses, reimagined as cement mixers...
Logged into my security camera to see my corgi...
Hope everyone has a ...
Amazon delivery person; you da real MVP
My fiancé just plugged in her Wii for the first time in a while...
*** You, it's January!
Friend paid to get a nice family portrait done...
Everytime
heh
Daily Scramble
I go to a catholic school
Shhhhh go to sleep
I’m gonna kill that damn squirrel
Okay...at least my daughter is cute.
The kid's favourite dish
In Alabama?
Wtf.....
Beware of dog!
why did he do it
Understandable
Y'all too harsh
Ofc he didnt
Hope that too
Shout out to my man Henry
but where am i
Stolen out from under his opponents in the opening days of 2018
Evacuate!
Target doesn’t want me to succeed.
No one can deny a source like Punxsutawney Phil
new party game
thats pretty brutal
The First Law of Thermodynamics
More appropriate branding.
Gym employees this week
the chosen one
How Star Wars began
that feel when
Can't argue with his logic.
Current Mood
swooosh