Took 45 minutes on the phone with Verizon

You don't need to be a mind reader....

3 yr olds be like

“Luck be in the air tonight”

"Doh!" vs "How You Doh-in?"

"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event" MY ASS!

Beware folks

Gentlemen Sport for you guys.

Roommate sets his goals pretty low.

Pony for sale.

Behave yourself, Jesus.

It’s over mannequin.

Mark Hamill is such a 'Joker'

Acquire

That's my boi...

Grammar Police Brutality

Sick haircut

Some guy took up 3 parking spots so my friend left him a little note...

This is one evil looking gecko.

The imperial system vs. the metric system

Relatable

O_O

But it doesn't show the pawprints they left on our hearts

Damn

Oh damn

When you flying United

R o a s t e d

Doctors back in the day

They didn't have a depression island...

Meowth is cool

Back to relevance

Relatable

Barney going through a tough time

This really got to me.

Irish Women

For all the kids that grew up in the 90s and 00s.

A great plan!

Thanks honey..

Saw this at school the other day...

Taste the rainbow.

For the aggressive dieters

The Good ‘Ole Foot

What heartless *** invented camouflage Easter eggs?

Everyday I'm Hustlin'

He’s one happy boi!

My kind of woman

friend is moving away for a new job

Queen B Doppleganger

Spotted this sign in my neighborhood in Chattanooga, TN. I like the local authorities.

My students keep asking me for 50 cents for the vending machine. This is what the next one is gonna get.

Hard times in Wakanda

We’ve all been there..

> You know who

One of my weaknesses

Alea jacta est

I stole this, I swear.

Last month my cousin asked me for help managing his finances because he doesn't know where his money goes. Had to borrow his car today...

It’s Tax Season!

Butt made from straws, so you can suck my ass.

Wendy’s, the fast food chain, has just released a mixtape dissing other restaurant chains

Look at how ridiculous he looks.

The tool board I made at work. It’s been up for 3 years now and nobody has ever mentioned the chicken.

What religion should you follow?

House for sale in Norway with bananas for scale

90% if the time it works every time xD

I give you all my chemistry teacher

They mounted a vegan to the wall at my local butcher shop.

Heh

get on my level

Who is the number one tho

Thanks grandpa....

The chickfila cashier was so religious that they gave a 1 cent discount to keep the total from being 6.66.

My sister took her cat for a walk last fall. We still don't know if he was enjoying himself...

I have been waiting for this moment

Too old to rock & roll, too young to die

A real conference I went to yesterday

He's gonna kill you with cuteness

HiMARK

Itsa me

Damn it Cody

Spring is here

Only reason to get a iphone X

You look like two different serial killers

Tb y'all mind?

My wife and I just bought our first bulk buy hot sauce. We're very proud.

Our Saviour <3

Longest friend in animals making them fool LOL

Anons parents are too optimistic

German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures.

OK dad

Times change

Mission Impossible Mouse

When your door bell doesn't work

How I celebrate my birthday

Swolest death

Peace was never an option

Docking.

Low carb diet

Relatable

Watching P&R and noticed this origin story.