Who is the number one tho

Thanks grandpa....

The chickfila cashier was so religious that they gave a 1 cent discount to keep the total from being 6.66.

My sister took her cat for a walk last fall. We still don't know if he was enjoying himself...

I have been waiting for this moment

Too old to rock & roll, too young to die

A real conference I went to yesterday

He's gonna kill you with cuteness

HiMARK

Itsa me

Damn it Cody

Spring is here

Only reason to get a iphone X

You look like two different serial killers

Tb y'all mind?

My wife and I just bought our first bulk buy hot sauce. We're very proud.

Our Saviour <3

Longest friend in animals making them fool LOL

Anons parents are too optimistic

German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures.

OK dad

Times change

Mission Impossible Mouse

When your door bell doesn't work

How I celebrate my birthday

Swolest death

Peace was never an option

Docking.

Low carb diet

Relatable

Watching P&R and noticed this origin story.

I have a headache...

What the hell did i just read

The one that got away

The flooring shop near my workplace put this up when the snowstorm started.

Relatable

Batmobile

A joke book from 1940

My initials are E.D, I've been signing with a dick my whole life

Possibly first documented instance of the pants monster in the wild.

Stop Sign

I bet he was a terrible tipper too

To the rescue!!!

Nice try Zuckerberg

I created fun painting as utility box

When your car gets stolen so your mate comes around with gifts to make you feel better.

The struggles of Netflix and food

Modern birdhouse

I’m a high school teacher. My student pulled a ***ing pillow out of his backpack and went to sleep during exam week. I was honestly impressed.

Wow, I’ve been wearing these wrong all these years

This band was cool for about half a song

My dad sent me this picture with the caption, "Deeeeeee-lish."

Been broke several times

Anthem

Chemically good.

Our favorite recipe

They do! I knew it!

Wild group of dinosaurs claiming Toys R us for the extinct

The Big Dance

You know it’s spring when this guy starts tapping on your window asking to be put in a freezer...

Thanks for pointing that out.

I smell nice too

NEVER!

Sharks!

brits

I love single cell comics

This is what real support looks like.

Irony it is...

Thanks for cutting me off and telling me how you feel!

me irl

sigh

evolve

oblivion meem

mother said that it was my turn on the Xbox

I got something for you Darwin niBBa

What is this, a cross over episode?

We fly into the space, build tall buildings but can not have bacground playing from youtube

hehehe

Double Snuggle

Looking at pictures online of people trying to take photos of mirrors they want to sell is my new thing...

Death squad

The Netflix Cycle

hmmm

How my gf and I caught pneumonia

Get a man who can do both

Savages, Savages

Your first home in Minecraft.

Skateboard baby stroller.

Perfume names are getting worse

Scrubs, but you can't hear JD's thoughts

Took me a while

Trying ale

bug

Hey Hey H-aarreerrekkkkkggghhhh

seeg hi-le

Ali G on sexism

Her experience was aweful.

tacos

Motivational AF

There's a small town in west Texas called Kermit. This is their water tower.