Modern birdhouse

I’m a high school teacher. My student pulled a ***ing pillow out of his backpack and went to sleep during exam week. I was honestly impressed.

Wow, I’ve been wearing these wrong all these years

This band was cool for about half a song

My dad sent me this picture with the caption, "Deeeeeee-lish."

Been broke several times

Anthem

Chemically good.

Our favorite recipe

They do! I knew it!

Wild group of dinosaurs claiming Toys R us for the extinct

The Big Dance

You know it’s spring when this guy starts tapping on your window asking to be put in a freezer...

Thanks for pointing that out.

I smell nice too

NEVER!

Sharks!

brits

I love single cell comics

This is what real support looks like.

Irony it is...

Thanks for cutting me off and telling me how you feel!

me irl

sigh

evolve

oblivion meem

mother said that it was my turn on the Xbox

I got something for you Darwin niBBa

What is this, a cross over episode?

We fly into the space, build tall buildings but can not have bacground playing from youtube

hehehe

Double Snuggle

Looking at pictures online of people trying to take photos of mirrors they want to sell is my new thing...

Death squad

The Netflix Cycle

hmmm

How my gf and I caught pneumonia

Get a man who can do both

Savages, Savages

Your first home in Minecraft.

Skateboard baby stroller.

Perfume names are getting worse

Scrubs, but you can't hear JD's thoughts

Took me a while

Trying ale

bug

Hey Hey H-aarreerrekkkkkggghhhh

seeg hi-le

Ali G on sexism

Her experience was aweful.

tacos

Motivational AF

There's a small town in west Texas called Kermit. This is their water tower.

The 4 whathehellisthat of the apocalypse

they are evolving!!!

Might have something to do with explosions

Operation Pothole

My cousin works as an EMT. If you misspell a word you have to wear the C-Collar until the next person messes up

Something big is happening guys

Runs on bio-gas.

Can you do that with my foot in your ass?

The ultimate danger wank

Bless her liver

you cant name a better than that

Heh

Woman lol

Well, saves calculating it oneself...

Relatable

I still love spongebob

Tenacious C

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals

What a psycho!

end of an era

oh damn

The flood really pissed off this cat

Commy scum

Relatable

Bilingual pony for sale.

No, u

The Microsoft fans remember this one

Democracy in Russia

heh

We asked for flying cars not this.

hell yeah

Have some manners

I was out late one night and decided to check on my dog... 10/10 would buy security camera again

What do you want for your birthday honey?

My sister’s Friend’s Uber driver

No dents for this guy. The cones are a nice touch

Found this at my guy's place...

A moron shut down my hospital for 2 hours by bringing in an umbrella with a sword hilt handle. I reacted the best way I knew how, by making commemorative t-shirts for my whole department.

Damnit, Toby!

If you think weather is crazy, Alabama doesn't know what to do.

Who Would Eat This?!

Hair Maketh the Man

"You betta do right"

Immediately following an ancient dad joke

Must have this recipe

campus security posts this alert on facebook

kill me.