mother said that it was my turn on the Xbox

I got something for you Darwin niBBa

What is this, a cross over episode?

We fly into the space, build tall buildings but can not have bacground playing from youtube

hehehe

Double Snuggle

Looking at pictures online of people trying to take photos of mirrors they want to sell is my new thing...

Death squad

The Netflix Cycle

hmmm

How my gf and I caught pneumonia

Get a man who can do both

Savages, Savages

Your first home in Minecraft.

Skateboard baby stroller.

Perfume names are getting worse

Scrubs, but you can't hear JD's thoughts

Took me a while

Trying ale

bug

Hey Hey H-aarreerrekkkkkggghhhh

seeg hi-le

Ali G on sexism

Her experience was aweful.

tacos

Motivational AF

There's a small town in west Texas called Kermit. This is their water tower.

The 4 whathehellisthat of the apocalypse

they are evolving!!!

Might have something to do with explosions

Operation Pothole

My cousin works as an EMT. If you misspell a word you have to wear the C-Collar until the next person messes up

Something big is happening guys

Runs on bio-gas.

Can you do that with my foot in your ass?

The ultimate danger wank

Bless her liver

you cant name a better than that

Heh

Woman lol

Well, saves calculating it oneself...

Relatable

I still love spongebob

Tenacious C

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals

What a psycho!

end of an era

oh damn

The flood really pissed off this cat

Commy scum

Relatable

Bilingual pony for sale.

No, u

The Microsoft fans remember this one

Democracy in Russia

heh

We asked for flying cars not this.

hell yeah

Have some manners

I was out late one night and decided to check on my dog... 10/10 would buy security camera again

What do you want for your birthday honey?

My sister’s Friend’s Uber driver

No dents for this guy. The cones are a nice touch

Found this at my guy's place...

A moron shut down my hospital for 2 hours by bringing in an umbrella with a sword hilt handle. I reacted the best way I knew how, by making commemorative t-shirts for my whole department.

Damnit, Toby!

If you think weather is crazy, Alabama doesn't know what to do.

Who Would Eat This?!

Hair Maketh the Man

"You betta do right"

Immediately following an ancient dad joke

Must have this recipe

campus security posts this alert on facebook

kill me.

Everyone's dream car. Oh yeah and a Ferrari is here too.

No jo věž babylonská

Dangers in the world...

Water tank pig

it’s a real pain indeed....

BI CHI CHI

The administration has decided there will be no more snow days

My life in 1 image

bamboozled

This is why i have trust issues.

A small fraction

God is a cat

When life comes at you fast

Racist doggo

Found the source of the horrified wolf tattoo

the future is now

Damn

This one is for Downudder.

“Mooo”hahahahaah oh shit

Rotating is Caring

A voice for the people

gottem

When the us finds out Van Gogh used oil for his paintings

This is my all time favorite greentext

Sorry, today's Google Doodle, all I see is Space Hitler

Pay respect to our fallen americans