Buddy has a DUI check point in front of his house tonight
Pretty much sums up tv networks right now
Marketing truth bomb
Newcastle brown ale trolling Stella Artois perfectly
advice
Thotos, the mad TITans
I think my girlfriends professor makes super suits on the side.
Sticks and stones...
Two Men
Today was my last day at my current teaching job. A parent gave me this when they picked up their child.
Deadpool and Cable
My Godson's apology note...
Well, thats my daughters toy going in the bin. Can't believe I didn't notice earlier.
RIP peepee
Yes, that's exactly what happened
A class of students were required to pick a Marvel character to embody within a resume and cover letter. This is what one student handed in.
Why is this a default setting, no one wants that
one small step for man...
Floor will never let you down
18 years of bad luck.
A fish wish
yes it is
One of the worst trade deals
What a romanric finding.
If you use Google Maps to look at Windsor Castle, the Street View person-icon turns into the Queen
Augh
So my Boring Company "Terms and Conditions" came in for my flame thrower...
a win all round
Bored walking around Hobbycraft with my girlfriend and did the most British thing possible...She thought I was immature but I think I’m hilarious!
the seed is strong
Luanne's Diary
My mother is throwing a Star Wars themed divorce party
These women have seen some things..
I have cursed you
Tacos owes me one
3rd Gen is the best and your opinion is the wrong one.
US in a nutshell.
captain marvel
when you try to creepshot a celeb but leave the flash on
sauce its sauce
Respect - amazing transformation
They’re selling Dave Chappelle’s crackhead outfit at Banana Republic.
Can i have uuuuuhhhhhh peeless burger?
C&A
Hdlol
Einstein's & Grumpycat's forbidden lovechild
yes
Coolest doggo ever
Want you to know real me
How I became desensitized to everything
TIL that non-Americans are confused by garbage disposals
twitter twit
The Room in the office
When the effort you used to cheat would have been enough to study
Tom has layers
science
Giving
I just bought new flipflops
pay2win
My favorite kind of students
I’m dead
Marc, with a “C”.
vote now
Them Bilingual aninals have you like...
Worry Not, Fragile One
Han and Leia... sort of...
I still can't stop laughing at this damn picture of snow white without her make up.
Use the force ~
How nature says don't touch
There’s a pill for that
Do this. Don't try to take a selfie with the bear.
Going further beyond
Infinity war is looking great
My friend CA reverse catfishes these POS overseas scammers and it’s hilarious. She’s my spirit animal.
I really hope another network picks this show up.
“Can you not?”
math
This, this is true...
is wot bwings us togeder tooday
My moms dog is deaf, can’t wait for her to open it
What I show people when they ask what Texas life is like.
He will always be Jim Halpert.
How rare is this?
What are you anxious about?
Clear and simple
Dumbledore is smoother than his silk robes
Good job Kirby!
What would you do for a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup?
Don’t worry Leonardo, you’re safe
Funeral for a battery
It's not easy being a parent
Tattoo removal
1976 Sony Trinitron becomes a smart TV.
grossly incandescent
Dumbledore speaking the truth
The difference between 2005 and 2018
Steve Irwin's in heaven.
Annie.
Probably not the best tattoo idea ever...
Every time I shower