facts

Nothing has described my mornings so accurately

A thoughtful gift

Every scene holds a meme

ಠ_ಠ

“Excuse me, miss”

hehe

Shrekposting

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

When your doctor gives you a bandage that looks like an 80s headband

I miss Niles more than Frasier.

100% of criminals were once children. Reduce children. Reduce crime.

When you're tired of the 'E' meme

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hue

U GON LEARN TODAY

My friends like to one-up each other. Found this note & a blank check in one of my wedding gift cards.

EEE

When your kid is too young for Disneyland

deeper!

Transcended

Someone just send me this.

YES!

Scoooore !

I swear i’m not a robot!

I feel the same way.

Reunited siblings

It took me sometime to figure it out.

Always one

bet you don’t got your PhD for that

o nho

Anon is having problems driving

Lock him up!

The night shift life.

Every moring

When you go to the wrong convention.

Just go to Good Burger to find him

Christianity in a nutshell...

Advanced

The end of terrorism is near

Pro Life Tip

Art

Liechtenstein's military

20 YEARS LATER

My brother texted me this from his high school german class

Much better

Travelled Half Way Around the World for This lol

Anon gets revenge

Old meme but still relevant

COMMA, PLACEMENT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

hmmm

Might be the evilest carpet I've seen

Making trouble in my neighborhood

This guy is taking full advantage of the free WiFi

“He was bullied all his childhood”

Marvel comic con panel problem.

We all had one

Done proofread. No errors. Submit.

He does though

Stop killing babies to make baby oil!

new pic, same format

We were looking at smoking ads today in class and this little gem popped up.

This label on a urinal at BWI

I’m not a robot

Office Perspective?!

Satan's bird's

Cleaning glove...

When your boss is showing you how to be more "pleasant" to the customers

What kind of plant is this?

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this

Oyster Grits

Jon Sand

almost 97.3% accurate.

haha ʸᵉˢ

Welcome to my shop

This drive-thru sign at my local Mexican restaurant.

pls no

Took a moment

This sign outside a local strip club in my town

Boss and coworker made a weight loss bet - loser had to cross dress. That is his real hair though.

True, it didn't got.

That's a hard pass, thanks.

Everyone i have found my soulmate

As if

Mike Sucks

Yis

Make sure you get my good side

hehehe

Please join his club.

My 11-year-old wants to start a webcomic. Here’s his first one.

Dog at my pup's daycare looks like he's having a Vietnam flashback or a bad acid trip.

Will it break?

Pretty please.

Night night dipshit

That’s life

I must have done college wrong.

Day 11, the dog still thinks I'm fur

It does

Roses are Red, North is not South...

Must be from the special edition rerelease.