My brother texted me this from his high school german class

Much better

Travelled Half Way Around the World for This lol

Anon gets revenge

Old meme but still relevant

COMMA, PLACEMENT MAKES A DIFFERENCE

hmmm

Might be the evilest carpet I've seen

Making trouble in my neighborhood

This guy is taking full advantage of the free WiFi

“He was bullied all his childhood”

Marvel comic con panel problem.

We all had one

Done proofread. No errors. Submit.

He does though

Stop killing babies to make baby oil!

new pic, same format

We were looking at smoking ads today in class and this little gem popped up.

This label on a urinal at BWI

I’m not a robot

Office Perspective?!

Satan's bird's

Cleaning glove...

When your boss is showing you how to be more "pleasant" to the customers

What kind of plant is this?

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this

Oyster Grits

Jon Sand

almost 97.3% accurate.

haha ʸᵉˢ

Welcome to my shop

This drive-thru sign at my local Mexican restaurant.

pls no

Took a moment

This sign outside a local strip club in my town

Boss and coworker made a weight loss bet - loser had to cross dress. That is his real hair though.

True, it didn't got.

That's a hard pass, thanks.

Everyone i have found my soulmate

As if

Mike Sucks

Yis

Make sure you get my good side

hehehe

Please join his club.

My 11-year-old wants to start a webcomic. Here’s his first one.

Dog at my pup's daycare looks like he's having a Vietnam flashback or a bad acid trip.

Will it break?

Pretty please.

Night night dipshit

That’s life

I must have done college wrong.

Day 11, the dog still thinks I'm fur

It does

Roses are Red, North is not South...

Must be from the special edition rerelease.

Gas Gas Gas

Not everyone gets it.

Yeeaaaa

insane

Shack Attack!

Good technique

Happyn't

Oh well

Crappy internet can kill

Can’t stop him

The Gods Among Us

This mortal coil

ion

It's between that and getting waterboarded with Mountain Dew

Poor girl Hannah.

I mean, it does sound like one...

Wallet scam

Something Never Change

When you don’t have a jacket, you improvise.

‘MURICA, f*ck yeah.

Lets go get him!

Limited edition video game cover

Save Energy

Relatable

Today is shut the f

that guy is me

This is not hot

Look out Australia

So thats how it works

The Queen knows

If you search NSync on Google you find Shaq

You know what this will be

I gotta get me one of these...

sure had me fooled.

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy seals

Merj

Titanic alternate ending

THIS IS QUITE ACCURATE CAW CAW

Super Peter

Midnight Motivation

This can be so dangerous.

Anon has a dream

>:(

The crocodiles’ biggest secret