"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it."

The real truth about geese.

Ancestors

Me taking compliments like a pro

Google Fail

Pupper Cerberus guarding the Gates of Heck

Oof

try

Car salesman

Probably relatable for my fellow Scandinavians too

Obi wan-na tell you something

It's probably just the wind

Goodbye General Kenobi

Accurate

I should get a bird, wait

Life is a thriller

Is such a thing even possible?

cats...smh

Piggy

This happens every morning starting at exactly 4:00 am

Mowing the lawn with GPS tracking turned on.

Who I am doesn't matter.....

Scary

Especially if you're home schooled...

Harvesting season

keep up the good work shellbois

WHAT THE *** HAPPENED TO BARNEY?!?!?!?!

This sign on a vending machine at my work

This vet's awesome wheelchair at Red Rocks Ampitheater

Posted up in a coffee shop, the description is spot on

Gather the knights

Oof that hurts

Don't even think about it ....

Played miniature golf today...... this one was particularly hard

Cute birb

global warming has detrimental effects

surprise friendish.

My heroes!

Earth sandwich

Strongest Dude

Git rekt!!

Everybody is telling me to jump

Some things will never change.

Well that make sense.

As seen in my 10 year high school reunion group on FB

Sorry god for I have sinned

Enough already! Could be a repost or x-post to Aztec to check

A perk of smoking alone.

Do not question the elevated one

Can't say he didn't deserve it

How's studying going ????

Penne for your thoughts, m’lady

good meme, good meme,,,

Hold on to your seats

Perhaps Wendy’s should’ve given their new sign in Beaver, PA more thought...

I’m confused...

Stupidity check

me during the summer heat

My friend was left alone with refrigerator magnets

Worry not.

Neymar’s private jet

My sticks

Stay on target!

This Bose advertisement made me laugh.

How to train your dog.

The Bubblisa

Always leave something weird in your office desk for the next person.

My man Keith

God creating parrots.

Giant F-ing Triangles!

Poor notch

Get it while it’s hot

This belongs here. . . .

popcorn brutti

Knock it off

Some Irish fans are really struggling to get behind the English football team.

***ing Todd

@Why_So_Autistic @YangXiaoLong

Man the moon has a way cooler job

When you’re tired of the World Cup...

I’ll get there don’t worry

Sir, where did they go?

If I fits, I sits.

Oh, pooh

My Dad is a Canadian expat. Today he’s throwing his first 4th of July party as an American citizen.

found this online sex predator.

People change I guess?

Poor grandpa

When your travel pillow makes you look like Shakespeare

If you are making products for women, you should probably have a few women on your product design team.

you go jennifer

Loss meems are not funny

Hmmm

Slapping intensefies

try to keep it in your pants guys

You broke my car?

Her - Do you have a dog or a cat? Me - I don't know.

Lugged this thing to the car, then into the house only to discover the box inside had wheels.

Ahah

The height of camouflage is probably here. "Tom" has turned into a true ninja