Her - Do you have a dog or a cat? Me - I don't know.

Lugged this thing to the car, then into the house only to discover the box inside had wheels.

Ahah

The height of camouflage is probably here. "Tom" has turned into a true ninja

Old Top Gear was the best Top Gear

Farmer Ernie

England after beating Sweden in the World Cup today.

55-hour energy

Blind drunk

When you’re done with everyone shit

If Steve Irwin was in the Pokémon Universe

Portugal's INEM used a picture of Neymar to bring attention to people who needlessly call them. The text reads "75.8% of the calls are also not emergencies."

Said she was “up for anything”. I wanted Italian. She wasn’t up for Italian. After 20 minutes of bickering, she won. We got Chinese. This is the fortune I got.

Mermaids are real!

I don’t like country music

This meem will have the big gay in like 15 minutes

Littlefuel

When your architect watches too much TV.

I laughed, I cried and I terrified a lot of people!!

Anon notices something

He’s got 99 problems, but safety ain’t one.

Rember wen u feeled stocked

I meant to text my girlfriend, and texted my realtor instead. Good guy.

You need to take note of the level of dedication.

Genius

Back in the game

Getting old is hard

Master troll level 99.

That's a lotta knowledge

Anon has a fetish

Hairswap

Guy standing sitting

Doe's it!!!

Google review of the Chernobyl sarcophagus

If it works..

Icy what you did there

this is some skynet shit right here

I ain’t going to jail for you!!

If lays made bread

Going on vacation

Can't place the building there

Might be too much

100000000% true

Paralysed

It'll grow back...

I’m going broke

We just got a new dining room table. Those little broccoli hating ***ers.

thats a lot of power

I am speechless.

Bueller...Bueller

Congratulations to all of the teams from the American continent!

It’s all fun and games until you have to go

And the clowns

Silence Please

Don't let your dreams be dreams.....

Gonna take sometime to do the things we have

Cables..

Couldnt bring myself to tell her that's only 50%

A photographer took a picture of Vin Deisel before and after calling him beautiful.

I am Milk

This is a legitimate screenshot from my friend.

Years of bad luck.

Elon Musk departs to rescue soccer team trapped inside water flooded cave system

Take on me

A modern cruise liner in comparison to the Titanic

My friend worked very hard for this pic

girlfriend's desktop...dear jesus

This cat looks like old Mark Hamill

Wtf and how?

I need this for my office. Haha!

Make use of this suggestion guys!

Neymar joins the club

Only on Australian TV

My cucumbers are getting big! Fork for scale.

haha!

Relatable

This baby has over one million illegal aliens in it

Rekt'd

About time

pinko!

prob stone the gays to death there too

Asian Career Options

*wimper*

Canada wasted no time in marketing legal marijuana

quack

Anon has a nice mum

Not wholesome

Filter or no filter

My roommate got a food saver. I hate him.

Why Karen?

Everything's OK now

Let me smile for you

Revenge done right

I am a Circle!

I think it'll work eventually

My local septic service has a sense of humor...

without a gun

just a unicorn getting her salad tossed in public

Thought this sink looked familiar

@Nikio