"The legendary immortal hero known as Pelinal Whitestrake wandered Tamriel, conquering lands, ruling, then abandoning his kingdoms to wander again."
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Good boys deserve a second chance.
how is this meme alive
Just trying to eat their leftovers...
Dora The Explorer sounds interesting based on the description on this Malaysian newspaper.
Someone vandalized this movie poster at my theatre
Goddammit. Not again.
special bar full
Anon finds yet another loophole
Anon sees the battle of the century
When you and your drinks share an Netflix account
This particle accelerator gives me a hadron
That damned cat
Found his true calling
A little misunderstanding
The trip all flat earthers deserve!
A random stranger came up to my girlfriend and I to show us the photo she took of us.
The greatest info I have ever received from my local news station.
That's a huge Prius
Hey, I'm Thor and you are watching Disney Channel
please don't shoot the sun
Why I CC'ed you in the email.
I need to find an excuse to use this insult
Huge drop incoming
My brothers picked me up from the airport. It was a full plane.
Wow so you really were putting yourself through college
Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets.
Thanks global warming
This actually happens quite often to me
You’re doing it wrong...
Immediately bought this as the anniversary card
Happy Birthday Farris, we love you really
I am a proud user of incognito mode ;)
That's so sad
For when you feel lonely.
The cereal that bites back
Emma loves weed
wishes and disses...
I live in a small Kentucky town. This is painfully accurate
Some of you will understand this.
Back on the rack
Why yes, yes they do Walgreens.
When you can’t hide behind your computer
If you don’t have a permit you need to pack up your shit and leave my neighborhood
I'm old and I'm not happy!
When your 40 year old co-worker talks about technology from his childhood
“Tell me, why are you standing on a bucket?”
At least they were cool about it
So, looks like my neighbors planned a long weekend away
Memes have been saved in Europe!
This is the best thing since sliced bread
Is he making that face again
Saw this on the way back from the airport...
Lame template for shitty OC #6
It’s amazing what you can learn on the internet.
Your daily portion of the Simpsons propaganda
These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the 'joke'
The truth hurts
May the odds ever be in your favor
How does she find the time?
we have reached peak
This is why font selection is so important
Partner heat map
It's not too late to be saved
When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up next to you....
When you so pro that even shit the shape of yourself.
Im supposed to put a title?
Seagull was under the hat all along
The left leg of the blessed one