If it exists, there is eurobeat of it – no exceptions.
Wow so you really were putting yourself through college
Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets.
Thanks global warming
This actually happens quite often to me
You’re doing it wrong...
Immediately bought this as the anniversary card
Happy Birthday Farris, we love you really
I am a proud user of incognito mode ;)
That's so sad
For when you feel lonely.
The cereal that bites back
Emma loves weed
wishes and disses...
I live in a small Kentucky town. This is painfully accurate
Some of you will understand this.
Back on the rack
Why yes, yes they do Walgreens.
When you can’t hide behind your computer
If you don’t have a permit you need to pack up your shit and leave my neighborhood
I'm old and I'm not happy!
When your 40 year old co-worker talks about technology from his childhood
“Tell me, why are you standing on a bucket?”
At least they were cool about it
So, looks like my neighbors planned a long weekend away
Memes have been saved in Europe!
This is the best thing since sliced bread
Is he making that face again
Saw this on the way back from the airport...
Lame template for shitty OC #6
It’s amazing what you can learn on the internet.
Your daily portion of the Simpsons propaganda
These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the 'joke'
The truth hurts
May the odds ever be in your favor
How does she find the time?
we have reached peak
This is why font selection is so important
Partner heat map
It's not too late to be saved
When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up next to you....
When you so pro that even shit the shape of yourself.
Im supposed to put a title?
Seagull was under the hat all along
The left leg of the blessed one
Wholesome socially awesome penguin
I was reading through reviews of a coffee brand that promises a heightened caffeine buzz and found this treasure
Hawaiian anti-theft device
World Cup in Russia
What the English really care about
Successful opening day of zucchini season
He's Just a big Baby ^^
Posted in my local Facebook seller group
No further questions!
Come on what could turn wrong
F*cking Beach Episodes...
Words of wisdom
To the manager!
How to be funny in a job interview..
Perception is everything
Almost sounds logical when you put it that way...
Spotify this week...
It’s never finished
Your mom is a better weiner swallower!
Found another glitch in the matrix
And don't you come back no more
Better join the revolution
When you stay in alone on 4th of July but your neighbor starts shooting off fireworks in the street
We got the most 4th of July Bar tab tonight
Me when I check for matches today.
Im from murica
Tom, you can't just...ok...