My roommate got a food saver. I hate him.

Why Karen?

Everything's OK now

Let me smile for you

Revenge done right

I am a Circle!

I think it'll work eventually

My local septic service has a sense of humor...

without a gun

just a unicorn getting her salad tossed in public

Thought this sink looked familiar

@Nikio

Good boys deserve a second chance.

yeet

how is this meme alive

Just trying to eat their leftovers...

Dora The Explorer sounds interesting based on the description on this Malaysian newspaper.

yeet

Someone vandalized this movie poster at my theatre

Goddammit. Not again.

special bar full

oh yum

Anon finds yet another loophole

zucc

Anon sees the battle of the century

When you and your drinks share an Netflix account

This particle accelerator gives me a hadron

That damned cat

Found his true calling

A little misunderstanding

The trip all flat earthers deserve!

A random stranger came up to my girlfriend and I to show us the photo she took of us.

The greatest info I have ever received from my local news station.

That's a huge Prius

Hey, I'm Thor and you are watching Disney Channel

please don't shoot the sun

Beehive

Crazy trip

Why I CC'ed you in the email.

I need to find an excuse to use this insult

me me

Me irl

Huge drop incoming

Haloposting

Check hairlines

My brothers picked me up from the airport. It was a full plane.

pro life

Death

Wow so you really were putting yourself through college

Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets.

Thanks global warming

This actually happens quite often to me

You’re doing it wrong...

Immediately bought this as the anniversary card

Happy Birthday Farris, we love you really

More poshitposting

I am a proud user of incognito mode ;)

That's so sad

For when you feel lonely.

Hello youtube

The cereal that bites back

sowwy

Emma loves weed

wishes and disses...

I live in a small Kentucky town. This is painfully accurate

Some of you will understand this.

Back on the rack

Why yes, yes they do Walgreens.

When you can’t hide behind your computer

If you don’t have a permit you need to pack up your shit and leave my neighborhood

I'm old and I'm not happy!

Vacation Goals

kids

London summertime

When your 40 year old co-worker talks about technology from his childhood

“Tell me, why are you standing on a bucket?”

At least they were cool about it

So, looks like my neighbors planned a long weekend away

Memes have been saved in Europe!

This is the best thing since sliced bread

Yessssss..

Parents know

Is he making that face again

Saw this on the way back from the airport...

Lame template for shitty OC #6

It’s amazing what you can learn on the internet.

please continue

Your daily portion of the Simpsons propaganda

last thing

hah

These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the 'joke'

wtf billy?

F'n normies...

The truth hurts

Constipation demonstration

LimeWire

Ouch

May the odds ever be in your favor

How does she find the time?

Scriptures