Nobody reads anything on twitter, and Ricky Gervais proved it

Some cool sh*t with sticks

Too soon?

I have no idea why I'm laughing so much

At least Spiderman has his priorities in order.

Checkmate, Atheists

Betty White problems

Oh Pops...

We all want to party

Fag

When you play a game and accidentally push space

Get it right

Doug Dimmadome?

Dafuq?

Panda-monium

Because f*ck you

If monday was a person

B-boy Gandalf

When black guy stands next to me in public toilet...

Saw the "Perfect Cents" picture and couldn't resist

I suck at comforting people I am just like...

Important research!

My dogs don't even...

Let's hope for his sake that he's bald.

You win this round, Team Rocket

No it's mine!

Burn the witch

As if i give a f*ck

Not what he expected

Think about it!

I'll just be taking this

Just a kids show...

Currency the funniest thing I've seen all day

Yo m8, share the holy hole.

Throw the ball, tiny human

Women logic

Basically every fight against your smaller siblings.

And the oscar goes to

Insane Confession Bear

At Ease

Pick up lines

Adorable...

Ooo A penny

"I love him"

Oh Dwight

Voldemort Hathaway...oh god...

Just tumblr winning as usual.

Me when I went to USA

I'm a streetfighter fan

Yahoo!

Slowly please!

Meet the winner of the pirates, everyone, we can all go home now.

So I get money for lying in bed?

Replacing guns with thumbs ups

My first and probably the last trip to tumblr

Have a nice day!

Perfect spot for the camera

Fvck Everyone...

Right in the feelings

Tumblr o how I love you

Yes, indeed, humming is creepy....

We dont have to anymore

Nicknames

Snakebro

Must save my food

*Movie Logic*

Oh You

MacGyver's most ridiculous stunt ever

I love this.

Genius Patrick

Just Robert Downey Senior

Hehe

The thin line between...

Well... yeah...

Thats very racist

Surprise!

This is why I don't like him

This moment when you realize you're f*cked...

You know there's paranormal activity when..

He did it on purpose..

Congratulations!

Good Job I Don't Get Splinters off my Wood...

Winter is coming

Chickens keep their head on the same place when their body moves.

Air is too mainstream

Beer and engineering? Guess who

Oh so that's how centaurs are made

Kanga-oops

I wonder what happened...

Phd

What are you doing here?

Homer's ass got skills

I guess you could say that he got stoned to death.

Movie facts

I don't think that's how it works... Or even that it does!

Kim Jong Fabulous.

When you leave your car at the disabled parking

You better "bee" nice to them then

'murica

Private Fabulous