How To Lose A Friend In 60 Seconds

My motto

Missed a small detail

Cuz Dat aint right!

It's just not the same...

Robbery fail

When someone has a nicer body than you thought

When I'm not quite drunk enough to dance but my favorite song comes on

Crazy Steve...

Awesome movie

Just a few of them...

Fak...

Oh my

The feels

We will earn their respect!

Wat?!

Finally!!

Let's have another round of "guess the country"

But Dad!

Irish Civil War

Horsing around

20 Leopard tanks on German Autobahn: Polish are terrified, French already surrendered

Ahh, School of Rock

Nature can be scary.

I'm going to hell....

Bad Luck Brian's Karma Twin

Probably the reason for all the posts against USA

Now that's worth going to museum for

Hank Scorpio - my dream boss.

Die, maybe

Fat woman road rage

Oh look, what a rare spie.. OH sh*t!

One of the biggest plot twists in history.

Definitly rich

The most epic hug

Why?

New duckface level: I need to go to the toilet

How to spend time in the gym

She told me to share everything with her...

Dead Giveaway

I found your car?

Worst insurance scam ever

When the internet is down

Opening a beer

Good luck with that...

I'm not saying she was a slut, but...

How to properly ditch a friend.

Tumblr..

I'm sorry, Anakin...

Well.... Good morning my deer friend!

Fcuk off, cant you see i am musturbating?

Pretty Damn Accurate!

They'll never see me coming

Seems legitimate

Applies to the Internet too...

The origin...

That was easy.

Aliens are better artists, though!

When I'm in math

As a German I have a problem with rulers.

The Simpsons has such clever writers

Must...Fix...

Prof. Oak...

Parking

He got his priorities straight

This is pure awesome

The more you know

We all know you were a hufflepuff

Just for jokes

Give me control of your eyes

You know which country this is..

Get it? No soles!

But he was still hungry

God, save us from this!

Truth about dental school

WTF Windos95???!

I sea what you did there

What is it with Tumblr!?

Don't blink, or you'll lose them

I guess you could say it will be... Raining blood

The worst thing about these posts is that you picture it in your head. It's also the best thing

And a normal coke please, i'll die anyway

Plot twist

When i see a really sexy girl

Some people

The point where everyone understood Mel Gibson was crazy.

Good guy gay

Teens nowadays #truestory

Jack in the box

Just what are you looking at?

Black humor at it's finest

Brace yourselves...

She sure is...

Just Tumblr

Almost nailed it.

One megabyte

Seth Meyer on snapchat

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Just Girly Things

Oh, you!